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Mathew

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  1. Pittsburgh Stiller's gonna beat all of yinz. Even with our best player shot in the ass.
  2. All three teams play each other enough that they are all in the driver's seat, control their own destiny ect. ect.
  3. 76, but I should do better.
  4. It's still your birday on the west coast so happy birthday yous
  5. The Cleveburg Mistake on the Lake Browns. All morons. The Denver Broncos Hete the team and even their coach. The Tennesee Titans Wish everyone would shut up about Mcnair The Dallas Cowboys Superbowl 30 I never forgave. I have enjoyed the s*** show since though The New England Patriots Bleck Raiders Assholes NFC= Don't care enough to hate much.
  6. I don't think you have that much time. Besides I'm often too drunk to remember my sins, so how do I confess to them.
  7. I read that Canadians voted Sweedes the most attractive women by nationality and that Sweedish voted canadians but I don't know if it was B.S. or some Cunuck dreamin'. The biggest problem I have with Brazil is Ronaldino. Other than that I've never met a pretty girl I didn't like to look at.
  8. Mathew

    Sorry

    I don't think many are 100% of either, but I'm well aware of what I'm not. Though I have been helped tremendously by some great conservatives with hearts and some liberals with brains. "If you aren't leaning left when you're young, something is wrong with your heart, if you aren't in the right when you are old, something is wrong with your brain." I'm young and poor so it's easy to see where I fall, but I'm left of liberal, so maybe when I'm your age I'll have slid back to the middle.
  9. Redskins Bills Broncos Colts - Chiefs Dolphins Rams Steelers - Lions Packers Jaguars - 49ers Saints - Falcons - Raiders Eagles
  10. Wow I never noticed that even once before. I think Murcie made it, maybe it was part of the joke? Gee I really am slow. Like that Simpsons episode when Homer figures out hours later that they called him slow. Only x1000.
  11. Mathew

    Sorry

    He has to be a liberal, because a conservative doesn't have a functional brain to begin with.
  12. I'd have taken Green, but I suppose a case can be made for both.
  13. I don't work or go to school! That's my average week in a nutshell.
  14. Mathew

    NCAA Football

    Michigan FSU Georgia Hawaii Texas
  15. Mathew

    spiff

    Who did win last year?
  16. Mathew

    Here comes UK

    Well, this game seems like a repeat. Did you catch last night's Colorado-CSU game? When Van Pelt strutted into the end zone to tie it with like 1:40 left I was pumped. Then Colorado came right back and drove down the field UGH they scored with like 30 secs to go. Though Colorado's got a winner there with their QB Joel Klatt. That drive reminded me of Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. As perhaps the only 'Buffs fan on the boards!!!!!!!! I watched the Auburn USC game with the hugest Auburn fan I know, I felt really depressed for him.
  17. Mathew

    Crude joke

    You forgot to insert the word "boy" OK then, how about this one... How do you piss off Helen Keller? Leave the pluger in the toilet. Other then me, I have only found one other person who has laughed at this joke, and it still didn't get her to sleep with me.
  18. Mathew

    Taxes

    This was the first year I actuall had to pay taxes(I got all my money back in past years), it wasn't as bad as I figured. Our provincial govt f***ed us worse then the Feds. But to the right wing's cretid I have also met with and worked with a few right wingers with a heart here. and trhat's great.
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