Jose Abreu

Chuck Garfien ‏@ChuckGarfien 11s11 seconds ago The White Sox have hit the Green Monster so many times, the Red Sox have put it on the 15-day disabled list.

This literally baffles me. 6 games and 3 innings, 50 runs. Came out of nowhere, too.

WTF IS THIS NEVER ENDING OFFENSE??!

Sanchez!!

Chill guys, Johnson sprained his ankle

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jul 29, 2015 -> 07:11 PM) Even if the other guys slow down, if Abreu could get in gear 2014 style, or esp. Abreu and LaRoche, that could make it keep working. Abreu's basically been in 2014 mode this past week

ALEXEI!

Melky Cabrera is now 17-29 on the road trip.

Would've been hilarious if that actually got over Hanley's glove

So Eaton has the 2nd most HRs on this team... (tied with LaDunn)

Classic case of Quintana nibbling. f***ing hate that. It ruins his pitch count

QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Jul 29, 2015 -> 06:37 PM) Christopher Kamka ‏@ckamka Adam Eaton during current 12-game on-base streak: .357/.500/.667 with 3 HR, 6 RBI & 10 Walks Everyone's getting hot at the same time

Upton pulled from the game

Yup, looks like Justin Upton just got traded to the Mets.

QUOTE (chitownsportsfan @ Jul 29, 2015 -> 06:31 PM) this looping breaking ball is gonna get lit up 2nd time through.

WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE NOW ADAM

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Jul 29, 2015 -> 06:29 PM) We're hitting it on the screws almost everytime we make contact. This team has its mojo But now batting is Adam "No Mojo" LaRoche.

Melky Cabrera improves to 16-28 on the road trip.

Chuck Garfien ‏@ChuckGarfien 2m2 minutes ago If my math is correct, Adam Eaton has 900% more home runs this year than last year.

Chuck Garfien ‏@ChuckGarfien Jan 26 For more home runs, Adam Eaton's wife is feeding him "beer, potatoes and steak." As for more wins, Eaton's on it. http://bit.ly/1LcqrKk

1ST INNING OFFENSE

QUOTE (Knackattack @ Jul 29, 2015 -> 06:22 PM) Wouldn't you try to do the Pedro ceremonies a little earlier to try to get people out to the park earlier? Sell beer & food longer.. stop f*cking with the start time Boston To be fair, we did that 3 times in the past 2 years. Twice for Konerko, once for the 05 reunion.

Texas/San Diego talks have cooled

Mets looking for an OF bat.

Some more defense from the writer. His Sox fan friends must be imaginary or complete morons. If we aren't gonna get any rookie currently in the majors, then you aren't gonna get Sale.