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Here's my Sox Math ? for the day....what % of the fans are like me and totally tune out and don't try to figure out the soxmath answer at all

It depends who I am?

Oppo to the warning track...maybe Nomar is close...how crazy good is this offense if Moncada gets hot and Mazara shows some power?

Moncada getting hot would be huuuge!!

Alright James, most of us here already want you back, you don't have to show off.

Also nice quick inning...I have the sound off but I was concerned that the blond girl felt she had to keep smiling since the cameras were rolling.

Nice comeback inning young man.

Looks like we might have a bullpen day after all.

TA

I'll take 1 Roy award, 1 mvp award, 1 batting crown, and a shit ton of ws rings please!!!

Bullpen phone rings....get up McRae...you sure....yeah it's 13-0

Big Frank was telling Jose about this great new supplement from GNC....plus she'll like it too he said.

MVP MVP MVP

What a great, smart hitter Timmy has made himself

You have yourself a night Mr Lopez...I thank you...Rick thanks you....and our bullpen thanks you.

Great throw Timmy and a very nice job by Grandal putting the tag on him.

I think a game thread play by play would be fun...but I'd be afraid someone would call the suicide hotline on us if they accidentally listened in at the wrong time

He had a big 2 run single late in a game against a lefty to make it a 3 run lead? Am I remembering that right?

Oh no, is that Eloy limping again? And nice job Nomar.

Shut us all up Mazara!!

Eloy loves Tigger pitching

To the warning track....power Mazara can only dream of these days.

Yoan will take that Kansas City special

My wife thinks Jose watched Major League and requested Charlie Sheen's wild thing haircut

I'm going to start up a "not Jesus Nomar" account and leak Mazara's unconditional release.