Ducksnort

He was probably taking a s%*# like Daryl Boston last year

Because that would be logical. Logical is not the white sox way.

I can think of one thing. But it won't happen anytime soon. So...

Oh my God. This team is officially cursed.

Austin Slater. Our #3 hitter ladies and gents.

You gotta fight off those low and away cutters. Don't leave it in the hands of the umpire.

Oh man.

Robert...dude...

Well look at that.

Yeah, draft another high ceiling hard throwing lefty starter who we'll trade away for prospects at the beginning of the next rebuild that will also ultimately fail.

We need a Grifol emoji

So embarassing

Just throw it over the fucking plate. You make millions to do this.

You can replace Clevinger with White Sox and it would also work.

You can if you are in the chicago white sox bullpen!

And this ballgame is ovah.

Just like my dog.

They can't even make Cleveland pay for their stupid mistakes

Dear Lord, they can trade Vaugh away with Robert in the same package.

Vaughn. Please do your job, for once, and knock in Luis Robert.

Look at that! I think the Sox actually have a strategy. Hit it to short stop so many times that you wear out his arm and he overthrows the first baseman. The subsequent pop out to short didn't work out so much though.

I know it was to be expected, but the offense is (obviously) horrendous again. Maybe it will just make it all the sweeter when guys like Meidroth and Teel arrive.

Stop. Walking. People. Thanks.

imagine walking Jake Amaya

No hitter still in play 🤣