Ducksnort

f*** it. I'm calling it. Smith's throwing a perfect game. That dude on the radio is winning a free car. This post, inspired by Mark Buehrle. Who didn't give 2 shits if he said he was throwing a no hitter in the middle of the game.

Classic.

Tim Elko>Andrew Vaugn

Good Thaiss AB

They're built different

Just realized I spelled Guards wrong, so if a mod can fix that so I don't look like a complete idiot, I'd appreciate it. Thanks!

3:10 central start. Cleveland's home opener. Shane Smith making his 2nd start. Maybe we can surprise and grab an unexpected win today. Oh also, 36 degrees at first pitch. So it's going to be cold as balls.

I was at Detroit's home opener. I'm telling you...that city is something special, and so is that Tigers team. It was, as the kids would say, LIT.

No more south side identity

Well I guess bright times might just be ahead

They all get hurt as soon as they get hot. Happens all the time with this team

Why can't we ever have nice things

Decent bunt there by Baldwin

Benintendi and Baldwin might.

5 gallon. At least.

Idk the Angel's had me wondering...

I was in Detroit for the home opener yesterday (invited by some tigers fans friends of ours). I saw 3 other Sox fans. 44,000 people, and I saw 3 other Sox fans. I know our team sucks but I was expecting to see more than that. But I get it.

Robert can go away anytime now. Trade him for a bucket of balls.

Same reason why Hinch took the Detroit job a few years ago

This team is inferior in every single way to Detroit. And that hurts to say, but it's true.

Not as an athlete

Agreed. Back issues tend to linger, and they affect everything

I mean...they haven't been able to do this since 08 😂

Damn it. They got me

Let's gooooooo...although I do wonder if this is a bit premature