Ducksnort

You can replace Clevinger with White Sox and it would also work.

You can if you are in the chicago white sox bullpen!

And this ballgame is ovah.

Just like my dog.

They can't even make Cleveland pay for their stupid mistakes

Dear Lord, they can trade Vaugh away with Robert in the same package.

Vaughn. Please do your job, for once, and knock in Luis Robert.

Look at that! I think the Sox actually have a strategy. Hit it to short stop so many times that you wear out his arm and he overthrows the first baseman. The subsequent pop out to short didn't work out so much though.

I know it was to be expected, but the offense is (obviously) horrendous again. Maybe it will just make it all the sweeter when guys like Meidroth and Teel arrive.

Stop. Walking. People. Thanks.

imagine walking Jake Amaya

No hitter still in play 🤣

f*** it. I'm calling it. Smith's throwing a perfect game. That dude on the radio is winning a free car. This post, inspired by Mark Buehrle. Who didn't give 2 shits if he said he was throwing a no hitter in the middle of the game.

Classic.

Tim Elko>Andrew Vaugn

Good Thaiss AB

They're built different

Just realized I spelled Guards wrong, so if a mod can fix that so I don't look like a complete idiot, I'd appreciate it. Thanks!

3:10 central start. Cleveland's home opener. Shane Smith making his 2nd start. Maybe we can surprise and grab an unexpected win today. Oh also, 36 degrees at first pitch. So it's going to be cold as balls.

I was at Detroit's home opener. I'm telling you...that city is something special, and so is that Tigers team. It was, as the kids would say, LIT.

No more south side identity

Well I guess bright times might just be ahead

They all get hurt as soon as they get hot. Happens all the time with this team

Why can't we ever have nice things

Decent bunt there by Baldwin