Ducksnort

I read this initially like you were calling him "Lord Yoan" and like you wre beginning to write him a letter "Dear Lord Yoan. You suck ass. Sincerely White Sox fans."

This lineup tells me Tony got a phonecall and the person on the other line said your ass if grass if you don't do what the fuck I say. Click.

So, who's the next manager? Ozzie? Joe G? Joe M? AJ Pierzynski? Abreu? Jirschele? Ricky Renteria? Robin Ventura?

Handedness matchups are such bullshit. I'm sick of hearing about it. There's much more that goes into getting a player out than just having a different dominant hand. I mean, look at Moncada and Grandal. Both switch hitters, because hitting the opposite hand of the pitcher is supposed to give an advantage. How's that working out for them?

It seems like this team only gets national attention when it's creating drama. Never good things. Except maybe TA FOD game. I thought that was the moment we were done with this dumb shit. The team is the laughing stock of the league.

Yeah...he won't last much longer. He's got a short leash. Question is...who takes his place? OZZIE???

I really don't understand the fixation with handedness matchups.

Okay that intentional walk to the previous hitter on a 1-2 count which resulted in a 3-run bomb is a fireable offense for Tony.

It's official. Tony is throwing games. Sousa is gonna get reamed for trying to win.

Well that was...odd...

This is getting to be Yermin Mercedes April/May 2021-esque

Wrong spot. Damn.

Hey look, the Dodgers even look like dunces sometimes.

Hey how bout another triple?

So much for that. Keep Engel's speed im the outfield and on the bases.

No. Engel's defense is valuable in the field at least, and he can beat out a groundball potential double play. If Sheets isn't hitting, there's no point (yes ik he hit a double yesterday).

Lets goooo!!

God I hope that dinner that Benetti and Stone are having with AJ is their pitch to him on why he needs to be the color guy when Stone retires. I want him soooo badly.

So we're being no-hit today. Niicce.

At least we aren't the Angels! ?

I always hated that trade. I really liked Omar and wish they would have kept him. His bat played, was a lefty, a decent catcher, and has done well in Milwaukee. Definitely an underrated catcher.

Just non competitive.

This team is right back to where it was 4 games ago...

Absolute waste of an opportunity. That was the inning. Why does this team have to be so infuriating.

Gotta love Leury leading off!!