Well. It just happened. The Donald was just sworn in as the 45th President of the United States.

 

I don't think anyone on either side would deny that this is going to be a wild ride.

 

I'm still waiting on the actual dates of when America was great. I just want to be able to adjust my wardrobe.

I'm still waiting on the actual dates of when America was great. I just want to be able to adjust my wardrobe.

I believe it was a time where a good man could work a job and grab a smoke or a drink and pull himself up by the boostraps.

 

Emphasis on man.

 

Oh, and that man was white.

Hell yeah!!

 

Who do we invade first? I'm going with Iran. Let's get them Don!

Ah, our education system that is flush with cash.

Hell yeah!!

 

Who do we invade first? I'm going with Iran. Let's get them Don!

Eh, first we have to make sure we get rid of healthcare for tons of people here. And if we could get a handle on giving more money to people already spending money voluntarily on private school that'd be swell. Oh, and if we could get rid of birth control and ignore unplanned pregnancy rates in an effort to abolish funding to Planned Parenthood, that'd probably a big priority as well.

 

Oh yeah, and this planet we're on? Let's just f***ing kill it already, because global warming is a myth.

Not a very hopeful speech...."this is what's wrong with the country, #1....."

Not a very hopeful speech...."this is what's wrong with the country, #1....."

But that is the past. And NOW we are looking ONLY to the future!

Bruh, which countries are ravaging our borders?

Oh good. A decree! He just said a decree! This is his hopeful speech!

 

de·cree

dəˈkrē/

noun

1.

an official order issued by a legal authority.

synonyms: order, edict, command, commandment, mandate, proclamation, dictum, fiat; More

 

p. awesome we're officially run by a delusional, self-obsessed autocratic moron now, going to be a fantastic stress test of just how resilient our democracy actually is

 

time to take the weekend off of politics

Bruh, which countries are ravaging our borders?

I dont know, but it makes me scared just like terrorism and the more lethal threat, Advil.

We will bring back our jobs, borders, wealth, and dreams!

 

Promise!!!!!!!!!!

 

GOD DAMN AMERICA WILL BE SO GREAT I TELL YOU

Not a very hopeful speech...."this is what's wrong with the country, #1....."

 

Hope was Obama's theme.

 

Trump's is Anger. Everything sucks and it's somebody's fault.

Hope was Obama's theme.

 

Drumpf's is Anger. Everything sucks and it's somebody's fault.

 

And he basically described America as a crime-ridden hellscape.

"There is no room for prejudice"

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Are we talking about God and the bible yet?

How can anyone think Trump has charisma. He sounds like such a f***ing phony.

How can anyone think Trump has charisma. He sounds like such a f***ing phony.

His charisma is totally based on the false promises he makes.

"We will get people off of welfare."

 

Trump is trying to rally POC but they just won't buy it.

 

Neo-Nazi's have to be pissed haha

"Whether we are black, brown, or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots."

 

pan to crowd shot - white people cheer!

"We will get people off of welfare."

 

Trump is trying to rally POC but they just won't buy it.

 

Neo-Nazi's have to be pissed haha

 

Well, yeah, they're going to get people off of welfare...

 

but it'll be by eliminating welfare

p. awesome we're officially run by a delusional, self-obsessed autocratic moron now, going to be a fantastic stress test of just how resilient our democracy actually is

 

time to take the weekend off of politics

 

Didn't Trump already say he was not gonna start working until Monday? Like the Presidency is a M-F job?