I didn't really think much of it when people pointed out that no players bothered to tweet about the TLR hiring, but apparently him and Anderson have had a phone conversation now. Timmy says it was a good talk, but I'll leave you guys to read the undertones of his description. Seems like we brought a lot of tension into the clubhouse.

Oof.

Don't let the bastards grind you down, TA!

They talked about pasta.  Tim said his wife makes pasta when he hits home runs.  Tony says he likes the spaghetti at the American Legion during a hard night of drinking.  Tony said that sometimes he has the maid order Olive Garden via GrubHub but there have been occasions in the past where after about 8 beers and a couple lectures to the maid about what an embarrassment and a disgrace she is to him, the maid ended up leaving and going home, leaving Tony with his phone trying to figure out how to use it.  He can't work those app things.  So that's why he always keeps a couple cans of Chef Boyardee on the counter so that way he's always got a good meal in case he's hungry and too wasted to find to car keys.  Sometimes the damn pull tab breaks off and he can't get the can open normally, but when that happens he just pounds away at on the floor with a roofing hammer like a caveman.  Eventually it opens enough to shake out the raviolis.

They also talked about family.  Tim says he has a happy marriage and beautiful children.  TLR said his wife a something-something and his children have always been a disgrace.  Nobody's ever done anything for him.  All of the things they have in life is because of him.  They should be more thankful.

yawn 

On 11/29/2020 at 10:17 AM, SouthWallace said:

Don't let the bastards grind you down, TA!

This right here. I hope no one changes a damn thing to please TLR and I'll be glad when he GTFO.