21 minutes ago, hogan873 said:

Remember how sweaty and gross Freddy Garcia looked in 2005 (was it during the ALCS or the WS?), and he pitched a gem.  Maybe Rodon can do the same with a case of the shits.

Sweaty Freddy always looked gross. A far more talented person than myself could make a garbage pail kid version. 

1 hour ago, bmags said:

if rodon craps himself on the mound we all must not laugh, ok. Let's be mature about this shituation.

How had no one laughed at this yet?

My sources have Dallas Keuchel in the saddle. 

Rodon bugging out

Edited April 13, 20215 yr by Soxfest

I'll take what he's having?

if he isnt shitting out his bowels a couple of days ago odds are he doesnt have a no hitter under his belt. He can thank his bad bologna sandwich