For those of you that were cool enough to be a part of the Silver and Black Pack, you know Soxdom has been cheated out of a GOAT tier mascot in Waldo.

• Alliteration
• Wolves = Intimidating creatures, but also approachable in mascot form
• Can be portrayed in the White Sox colors (ignore all portrayals that show otherwise, it can be reworked)
• Athletic creatures 
• Wears pants, unlike Clark the Cub
• Unlike Southpaw, has actual paws.

Meanwhile, Southpaw is an abomination that looks like a Batman villain that emerged from a toxic Soxtalk meltdown after Kimbrel blows a game.

It is unacceptable that the superior mascot was never given physical form. WHEN WILL RICK HAHN KENNY WILLIAMS TONY LA RUSSA JERRY REINSDORF ANSWER FOR THESE CRIMES?

Holy Crap, they will give anyone a license in Illinois...I thought Jesse White was above this sort of nonsense....

I called Rick Hahn to demand the immediate reinstatement of ribbie and roobarb and he hung up on me!!!!....must've had a call from Boras coming in.

I have no recollection of Waldo.  Ribbie & Roobarb were before my time too.  But I absolutely love everything about this thread.

16 minutes ago, Tnetennba said:

I have no recollection of Waldo.  Ribbie & Roobarb were before my time too.  But I absolutely love everything about this thread.

I remember Ribbie and Roobarb very well. Nobody wanted them. Nobody liked them. I can't remember anyone asking for them or anything like them. Their fading into history bothered no one. A flight into the sun would have been too good for them.

Waldo sucked

24 minutes ago, bmags said:

Waldo sucked

5 year old me is wounded in ways that can never be undone.

19 minutes ago, Quin said:

5 year old me is wounded in ways that can never be undone.

Wolves are proud, regal animals. Stuffing them in a jersey and baseball glove is humiliating and disrespectful. To wolves.

15 hours ago, NWINFan said:

I remember Ribbie and Roobarb very well. Nobody wanted them. Nobody liked them. I can't remember anyone asking for them or anything like them. Their fading into history bothered no one. A flight into the sun would have been too good for them.

Harsh. Damn. ?

43 minutes ago, Tnetennba said:

Harsh. Damn. ?

They followed Andy the Clown. If you're gonna follow Andy, and you're in a city with Benny the Bull, you have to be a GOAT tier mascot.

Like a goddamn wolf.

Southpaw looks like a deformed Barney character on crack, bring back Waldo!!!!! Here! Here! 

On 3/24/2022 at 4:32 PM, wegner said:

I called Rick Hahn to demand the immediate reinstatement of ribbie and roobarb and he hung up on me!!!!....must've had a call from Boras coming in.

I have written Jerry an earnest, single-spaced, double-sided, handwritten letter each year demanding that I be interviewed for the mascot position and I’m very proud to say so in public 

Ribeye and Rouxbarb were actually Reinstein and Einsdorf. 

3 hours ago, 35thstreetswarm said:

I have written Jerry an earnest, single-spaced, double-sided, handwritten letter each year demanding that I be interviewed for the mascot position and I’m very proud to say so in public 

I know you would give them the interview of a lifetime.