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Britney Spears marries Jason Alexander

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Apparently Britney Spears was married this weekend in Vegas, to Jason Alexander??? :o :o :o Let me be the first to say WTF???

 

 

Stupid Yahoo Link Use with extreme caution

EDIT: found a better link

 

 

I guess that waiting 'til marriage thing made her wanna tie the knot really soon.

I actually saw a news story bout that bout an hour ago, wow mayb that mid life crisis did mess her up. :lol:

I don't believe it either way....but I thought you were talking about George Costanza's Jason Alexander...... :o

I don't believe it either way....but I thought you were talking about George Costanza's Jason Alexander...... :o

Yeah I thought that too 1st time I saw it. He must hav finally perfected Jerry's move on her. :lol:

The swirl! :lol:

 

Now he just better have someone else lick those envelopes.....He better not kill Britney!! :P

Jason Alexander? The KFC guy?! Whoa.

Jason Alexander? The KFC guy?! Whoa.

Ha well this thing says it's Jason Alexander, but it's 22 y/o Jason ...so it can't be the one from KFC and Seinfeld.

Oh ok. Good night man. :)

ya had me thinking it was jason alexander from seinfeld there for a second.

 

man, that really would've given hope to all of us.

paying homage to the former miss sox4life.... :headbang :cheers :drink :notworthy

 

may your nappy dugout be kind to the new mr britney spears

 

 

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nappy dugout

:lol:

 

I've never heard that one before... can I borrow it?

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just to add fuel to the fire

 

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:lol:

 

I've never heard that one before... can I borrow it?

haha, sure...

 

you can use "gravel pit" as well... (that's wu tang clan)

 

 

I forget where I got nappy dugout from....definitely second hand joke, so use it as much as you like :lol:

just to add fuel to the fire

 

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LMFAO!! Well how could she resist I mean really, wait till he introduces her to his parents though. :lol:

just to add fuel to the fire

 

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:lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting Ahahahahaha.....such a classic episode....

 

 

 

 

Wait...

 

That's EVERY episode!

We had a deal Jerry... you broke the deal!!!!!

We had a deal Jerry... you broke the deal!!!!!

Dunno if Michael Richards is married or not, but George would hav won the pact cos Jerry got married already. :lol:

Looks like George may hav blew it,

POP princess Britney Spears has tied the knot with a childhood friend, but an annulment may be just around the corner, US media reported today.The 22-year-old diva walked down the aisle at a Las Vegas wedding chapel early yesterday, the reports said, marrying Jason Alexander, also 22, a friend from her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana whom she had recently begun dating.

 

Spears wore jeans and a baseball cap, and was escorted down the aisle by a hotel bellman, according to People.com.

 

But she is already making plans to annul the marriage, describing it as "a joke that went too far," one source told People.

 

"I don't even know if she loves him," a source said.

 

The two apparently decided to marry while partying at the Palms Casino Hotel Friday night, and did so at the Little White Wedding Chapel, a famous get-hitched-quick spot on the Las Vegas Strip.

 

A copy of the marriage licence, which they obtained at a Las Vegas courthouse, has been posted on the Internet.

 

The honeymoon was spent back at the Palms, but the next night Spears was seen dining with a group that did not include the groom at a hotel steakhouse.

How's this on your dating resume:

 

Yeah, and ah, like I was married once before, to ahh, Britney *f***ing* Spears whoo whooo! :headbang :headbang

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I stand by my original post... she's come out and said that she wasn't going to have sex 'til marriage, then she had some fun with JT. But, she said she was still going to "wait". I guess if you just Jet to vegas and get married everytime you wanna bump uglies that's OK in her book.

I stand by my original post... she's come out and said that she wasn't going to have sex 'til marriage, then she had some fun with JT.  But, she said she was still going to "wait".  I guess if you just Jet to vegas and get married everytime you wanna bump uglies that's OK in her book.

actually i remember her coming out and admitting that she did it with boyband hottie JT.

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actually i remember her coming out and admitting that she did it with boyband hottie JT.

that's what i meant when I said "had some fun"

Where could you go but down after marrying britney spears? This guy's life just peaked and he doesnt even know it.

Where could you go but down after marrying britney spears? This guy's life just peaked and he doesnt even know it.

And its going to be over in a day or two when it gets annulled. Still, this is his 15 minutes of fame and oh man would that be awesome :notworthy

Sounds like somebody got drunk. Either way it's quality work by this guy.

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