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Colon looked real good. He got squeezed by the ump early, but he looks in solid shape and was throwing the hell out of the ball.

 

He'll definately be missed. If we still had him...I'd be feeling really damn good..although I still feel good.

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Colon looked real good.  He got squeezed by the ump early, but he looks in solid shape and was throwing the hell out of the ball.

 

He'll definately be missed.  If we still had him...I'd be feeling really damn good..although I still feel good.

Hmmm, Sho or Colon :huh

Hmm tough choice, if you're Peter Griffinbiopeter1.gif

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Colon's two-seamer is unbelievable - it looks like its going to be way inside off the plate, and then it just cuts right back onto the plate - I loved that pitch, and I wish it was still being thrown by a guy in a Sox uni.

As do I, but not at the $13 mill a year he's getting. His fat-ass is not worth $13 mill a year. Maybe $8-10 mill.

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Fatolo Balloon was terrible in ST and he will be lucky to break the 4.00 ERA barrier outside of ALC.

 

Angels are about to find out how big of a winner this guy is and how healthy he is.

 

At 52 Million? I am glad he is gone. Bring on Shoenweiss.

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I wish we still had that "tub-o-goo".

When are you gonna come down

Where will your contract land

I should have stayed on the farm

I should have listened to the old man

 

You know you can't bait me forever

I couldn't sign up with you

I'm not a checkbook for your friends to open

This boy's too young to be singing the blues

 

So goodbye Bartolo Colon

Where the dogs of big league baseball howl

You won't let me in your penthouse

I'm going back to my plough

 

Back to the howling old room in the woods

Hunting the next major league lode

Oh I've finally decided my future lies

Beyond the Charlotte road

 

What do you think you'll eat then

I bet you'll stay a tub o' goo

It'll take you a couple of dozen burritos

To never see your feet again

 

Maybe you'll get a new G.M.

There's plenty like me to be found

Mongrels who ain't got a penny

Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

 

So goodbye Bartolo Colon

Where the dogs of big league baseball howl

You won't let me in your penthouse

I'm going back to my plough

 

Back to the howling old room in the woods

Hunting the next major league lode

Oh I've finally decided my future lies

Beyond the Charlotte road

 

NCorg = king of kings

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