April 28, 200421 yr Everyone by now has heard on the radio or seen on tv atleast one "Real men of genius" ad. I found this one while on another board and thought it was funny and true. BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS "Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!" Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!" Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game. "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!" While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum. "Loggin' on now!" Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that. "See I told you sooooooo!!" And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws. "Total anonymity!" So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it." "How come they haven't fired that dumbass coach yet?" REAL MEN OF GENIUS
April 28, 200421 yr Thats pretty funny. It also summarizez MANY osters here on SoxTalk. My favorite was "Mr. Really Bad Tupe Wearer" It repels water...and women!
April 28, 200421 yr Everyone by now has heard on the radio or seen on tv atleast one "Real men of genius" ad. I found this one while on another board and thought it was funny and true. Do you mind if I steal this and post this on the illiniboard?
April 29, 200421 yr Author Do you mind if I steal this and post this on the illiniboard? It's not mine, so I'd guess you can do whatever you want. I found it on a Bulls messageboard.
April 29, 200421 yr Author Is that an actual commercial? or did someone from the board make that? Nah, someone just made it up. An ad like that would be funny.
April 29, 200421 yr We had a post to the wav files of all of the commercials over in SL&P. That is one of the all time best advertising campaigns.
April 30, 200421 yr lol, those are so funny. Go on Kazaa, or whatever music downloader that you have (if you have one) and type in Real Men of Genius, or Real American Heroes (What it was called pre-September 11th). Those are so damn funny. Like one is the Mr Foot Long Hotdog Inventor. Another is the Taco Salad Inventor. So damn funny, lol.
April 30, 200421 yr We had a post to the wav files of all of the commercials over in SL&P. That is one of the all time best advertising campaigns. yeah, i created that thread, let me see if i can find it.....
April 30, 200421 yr All the sites I got them from had to take the .mp3's down because budweiser said so.
April 30, 200421 yr "Mr driving range ball picker upper" and "Mr Highway yellow (and white) lines painter"
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