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1) The game against KC this year where mags hit the walkoff HR to win it. I was sitting in LF and the people behind us thought damaso was dontrelle willis. They talked for over 10 minutes on how he had a great year in florida last year. I just shook my head and laughed my ass off. :lol:

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A beer-influenced Steff asking me if Rocky Biddle was warming up in the bullpen last year

 

"Uh, Steff, Rocky is in Montreal"

Yep.. knew it was just a matter of time before that was gonna surface again. :lolhitting

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I can't take credit for this because someone else heard it...

 

 

But I guess a guy sneezed at the game and his buddy turned to him and said.. "hey, you OK man.? Need to go on the DL..?"

 

:lol:

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1) The game against KC this year where mags hit the walkoff HR to win it.  I was sitting in LF and the people behind us thought damaso was dontrelle willis.  They talked for over 10 minutes on how he had a great year in florida last year.  I just shook my head and laughed my ass off.  :lol:

yea but dontrell is great

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Years ago I was at a game at the "Old Ballpark"...Harry Caray was announcing from the CF bleachers, and Michael Bilandic was the mayor of Chicago.

 

Everyone in our section is pretty "hammered", thanks to "our" beer vendor, who happens to be named Mike.

 

In about the 6th or 7th inning, Mayor Bilandic comes out to the CF bleachers to talk to Harry Caray. At about the same time, a chant of "We want Mike! We want Mike!" breaks out. Bilandic hears it and stands up to acknowledge the cheers. Then, a guy in the crowd screamed out, "Not you, Jackass, Mike the beerman!".

 

The crowd went nuts, Bilkandic shrunk into his seat and Security escorted the "screamer" out of the Park.

 

It was AWESOME!

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Years ago I was at a game at the "Old Ballpark"...Harry Caray was announcing from the CF bleachers, and Michael Bilandic was the mayor of Chicago.

 

Everyone in our section is pretty "hammered", thanks to "our" beer vendor, who happens to be named Mike.

 

In about the 6th or 7th inning, Mayor Bilandic comes out to the CF bleachers to talk to Harry Caray. At about the same time, a chant of "We want Mike! We want Mike!" breaks out. Bilandic hears it and stands up to acknowledge the cheers. Then, a guy in the crowd screamed out, "Not you, Jackass, Mike the beerman!".

 

The crowd went nuts, Bilkandic shrunk into his seat and Security escorted the "screamer" out of the Park.

 

It was AWESOME!

LOL

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1) The game against KC this year where mags hit the walkoff HR to win it.  I was sitting in LF and the people behind us thought damaso was dontrelle willis.  They talked for over 10 minutes on how he had a great year in florida last year.  I just shook my head and laughed my ass off.  :lol:

Our very own friend Mr. Quickman...

"Thats why you aren't playing, you piece of s***!"

:lol: Props to Mr. Quick

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The Willie Harris MVP chant.... oh wait that was me. ;)

 

Seriously probably just about anything said to Sosa last year at Comiskey after the corked bat incident.

Who’s going to forget that? I enjoyed reading all the ingenious posters.

 

Cork

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At the Urinal during Mark Prior's first start ever, a group of Cub fans were trying to come up with a nick name for Prior and in all seriousness said this:

 

"How about Marky Mark and the Funky Cub Bunch!?" :knob

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