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Next us vs them commercial suggestions

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I thought (as did alot of us) the us vs. them commercial last night was great. The 5 Sox fans i work with have been laughing and trying to come up with our own 'us vs. them lines to suggest for the next commercial.

 

Let's see how many we can get..........

 

Cubs: Know how to choke

 

Sox: Know CPR

 

 

 

curious if and what everyone else has come up with....

 

juddling

 

P.S. i started one with Cubs: Had Grace

but i can't come up with a good sox line....any help out there???

:fthecubs :drink

Had Belle.

along those lines:

 

Them: Have the Strikeout King

Us: Had the Strikeout King

 

Them: A Dusty Wasteland

Us: The Land of Oz

them: matt karchner

us: jon garland

them: have cork

us: don't

them: have cork

us: don't

Or how about

 

Them:Use cork

Us: Uncork another one

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Cubs: non-fielding shortstop

 

Sox:....oh wait...never mind. lol

 

 

 

juddling

them: ace wears pantyhose

us: ace wears out opposition

Them: Lots of day games.

 

Us: Jobs.

 

SB

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Cubs: pee on hands

 

Sox: Wash hands after peeing

 

 

juddling

:fthecubs :drink

them: tractor race

us: CONNIE'S PIZZA RACE

 

...nevermind :unsure:

 

how about

 

them: wrigleyville

us: you won't get shot

Cubs: Have Borowski closing

Sox: Don't Have Koch closing

 

I dont know, something along the lines of the closers.

Them: Lots of day games.

 

Us: Jobs.

 

SB

:headbang :headbang

I believe it's "They" and "We."

Them: Bums in the bleachers

 

Us: Mobsters under the parking lot

 

Or is that not a good thing...? :lol:

Them: A Chimp

 

Us: A HAWK

 

 

Dang, if we were talking about Comiskey I ca. 1977 I'd go for this one...

 

Them: Weeds on the outfield walls

 

Us: Weed in the outfield stands :D

along those lines:

 

Them: Have the Strikeout King

Us: Had the Strikeout King

 

Them: A Dusty Wasteland

Us: The Land of Oz

those are good! I like the dusty/oz one!!

Us: 5 playoff wins since 1920

 

Them: 6 last year, but they chocked.

Welcome Aboard... Hawk?! :o :lol: :cheers

Cubs:  pee on hands

 

Sox: Wash hands after peeing

 

 

juddling

:fthecubs  :drink

:lolhitting :lolhitting

Us: 5 playoff wins since 1920

 

Them: 6 last year, but they chocked.

soxnbear's prediction on hawk's banning: 3 hours from now.

Them: Lots of day games.

 

Us: Jobs.

 

SB

Ohhhh, that ones great! Has to be my favorite with the boystown one being the 2nd best. :lol: :lol:

Them: Idiots

Us: Intelligent

 

:)

 

Or how about a better one..

Them: Overrated

Us: Underrated

 

:)

Them: Mark Prior

Us: Steve Bartman

 

Eh :unsure:

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