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Just heard on ESPN that before the game, Oz called Wrigley "the worst park in the majors. The clubhouse, the showers, the parking....all terrible".

He did add that "once you get on the field, though, it's great".

Let me take predict how one particular member of the media will react:

 

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"[Wrigley Field] worst park in the majors. The clubhouse, the showers, the parking....all terrible". This is possibly the worst comment muttered since broadcaster Hawk Harrelsons numerous verbal ducksnorts.

 

The Blizzard of Oz continues to perpetuate the inferioty complex which encompasses White Sox marketing, players, and fanbase. How could anyone who calls the 'Ballmall-Formely-Known-As-Comiskey' home decide which stadium is the worst?

 

How dare anyone speak out against the beautiful, magestic, timeless Wrigley Field?"

 

Other information to include within his article:

-William Ligue, i.e: druken fans

-Neigborhood conditions of USCF

-Cheap shot a JR

-Ignore Ozzies second sentence: "once you get on the field, though, it's great".

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Let me take predict how one particular member of the media will react:

 

mariotti.jpg

 

"[Wrigley Field] worst park in the majors. The clubhouse, the showers, the parking....all terrible".  This is possibly the worst comment muttered since broadcaster Hawk Harrelsons numerous verbal ducksnorts.

 

The Blizzard of Oz continues to perpetuate the inferioty complex which encompasses White Sox marketing, players, and fanbase.  How could anyone who calls the 'Ballmall-Formely-Known-As-Comiskey' home decide which stadium is the worst? 

 

How dare anyone speak out against the beautiful, magestic, timeless Wrigley Field?"

 

Other information to include within his article:

-William Ligue, i.e: druken fans

-Neigborhood conditions of USCF

-Cheap shot a JR

-Ignore Ozzies second sentence: "once you get on the field, though, it's great".

LMFAO, too true, too true.

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If the Cubs would just GUT the inside of the stadium (leave the field and stands intackt) it would be a GREAT ballpark. But, the consesion areas and walkways are crap.

Somewhat agree - the field is nice, but the stands are crap.

Seats are cramped, LOTS of obstructed view seats, and if you sit halfway up the lower deck seats you lose sight of flyballs due to the upper deck overhang. Not to mention that you can barely see the GLORIOUS manual scoreboard from those halfway-up seats either.

 

As you mentioned, concession areas are awful and walkways are WAY too crowded.

Restrooms are junk, also.

 

All these things are to be expected from older ballparks, but are NEVER mentioned during the lovesongs some journalists sing about the Urinal.

 

I've said it before, and I'll continue to say it - US Cellular Field BEATS THE s*** out of Wrigley Field when it comes to actually VIEWING a baseball game, and my overall experience at USCF is ALWAYS better than at the Urinal.....ALWAYS.

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I have always wondered how Silverman can stand to work 2 hours a day with Moronotti.

He's too obsessed with not appearing to be gay to even notice who he's talking to.

"Did I mention any women during the last segment? I should probably talk about how much I like women. You know, just in case someone's just tuning in now and didn't hear me talk about my love for women...."

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Great job on what Mariotti would say, Tizzle, great job!

 

I love Oz. Telling it like it is.

Good posts about Wrigley. I can't imagine if you had one

of those seats where you can't even see the scoreboard you'd

think the place was that great.

I'm surprised we don't draw more fans considering

the comfort of the Cell in comparision with Wrig.

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If the Cubs would just GUT the inside of the stadium (leave the field and stands intackt) it would be a GREAT ballpark. But, the consesion areas and walkways are crap.

they can't because of the landmark status

 

as a native born Chicagoan who went to Wrigley for the first time at age 5, I have always thought that Wrigley deserved the same status as the Chicago Coliseum

 

long gone

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Let me take predict how one particular member of the media will react:

 

mariotti.jpg

 

"[Wrigley Field] worst park in the majors. The clubhouse, the showers, the parking....all terrible".  This is possibly the worst comment muttered since broadcaster Hawk Harrelsons numerous verbal ducksnorts.

 

The Blizzard of Oz continues to perpetuate the inferioty complex which encompasses White Sox marketing, players, and fanbase.  How could anyone who calls the 'Ballmall-Formely-Known-As-Comiskey' home decide which stadium is the worst? 

 

How dare anyone speak out against the beautiful, magestic, timeless Wrigley Field?"

 

Other information to include within his article:

-William Ligue, i.e: druken fans

-Neigborhood conditions of USCF

-Cheap shot a JR

-Ignore Ozzies second sentence: "once you get on the field, though, it's great".

damn , jay might copy this word for word :lol:

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:)

Mr. Slim Shady. :headbang I'm listening to "How Come" f/D12 right now. :)

Thats a pimped out song man :headbang

 

How come we dont even talk no more

And you dont even call no more

We dont barely keep in touch at all

And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more

And I heard it through the grape vine we even beefin now

After all the years we been down

Aint no way no how, this bulls*** can be true

We family and aint a damn thing changed, unless it's you

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and Em and the posse are Tiger fans - that D is not any old D - but I am proud to say I have more Sox tatoos than Marshall has Tiger ones :lol:

 

the scene in 8 Mile at the tiki restaurant, that place is just a few blocks from Comerica, right between Comerica and Tiger Stadium

 

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Thats a pimped out song man :headbang

 

How come we dont even talk no more

And you dont even call no more

We dont barely keep in touch at all

And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more

And I heard it through the grape vine we even beefin now

After all the years we been down

Aint no way no how, this bulls*** can be true

We family and aint a damn thing changed, unless it's you

and welcome to soxtalk again (you get two welcomes based on your name :lol: :headbang )

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Thats a pimped out song man :headbang

 

How come we dont even talk no more

And you dont even call no more

We dont barely keep in touch at all

And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more

And I heard it through the grape vine we even beefin now

After all the years we been down

Aint no way no how, this bulls*** can be true

We family and aint a damn thing changed, unless it's you

Welcome Aboard man!! :cheers :cheers

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