September 7, 200421 yr Wouldn't you all give anything for the Sox to pull of a miracle this year? Jason would change his name to HeadsIsGod, I'm sure of it....
September 7, 200421 yr ok... drumroll... if the sox win the division, we have the following Jason will be HeadsIsGod Alex will be JasonGageIsGod and southsider's post count will be reset to 100 EDIT: GO SOX! Edited September 7, 200421 yr by kapkomet
September 8, 200421 yr THIS JUST IN!!!!!! THE SOX THREW THE GAME LAST NIGHT! An anonymous letter was sent to the dugout just after the first inning of play, saying that "you better lose this game because I don't want to have to write headsisgod as my name." No one at the time understood this, but it clearly shook starting pitcher Jose Contreras, through his interpreter, Ozzie Guillen. Ozzie said "I duno wat dis wuz aboot. But I knowd dat it wuz serious." Brining back the memories of the scandal of 1919, this clearly had major implications on the pennant race. Authorities are hunting down a suspect from Southern California. Details to emerge...
September 8, 200421 yr NEW INFO IN ON THE "GREY SOX SCANDAL" OF 2004! It seems as though there was another mystery note in the visitor's locker room after the game last night. A second note was discovered near the locker commemorating Cal Ripken's last game at Ameriquest Field (formerly the Ballpark at Arlington). It said "gageisgod is totally unacceptable. Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Mr. Contreras, for your generousity and wildness this evening. I could not have lived with myself if that was my name". It appears the two letters are somehow connected, but authorities are still searching for clues in this Grey Sox 2004 scandal. Back to you at the newscenter...
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