http://www.flipoffahummer.com/

 

 

Hummer :finger

What kind of a hummer are we talking about?

What kind of a hummer are we talking about?

That didn't take long.

I've been doing this for ages--and hummers are the only reason the finger comes out.

:fyou :finger hummer :finger :fyou

Why stop at hummers?

 

Taxi cab drivers :fyou

Buses :fyou

Excursions :fyou

minivans :fyou

Suburbans :fyou

Yukons :fyou

Escalades :fyou

Navigators :fyou

Navigators :fyou

Navigators are sweet as hell.

There are many threats to our ecological environment. However I think the most imminent of all of them is Puff Daddy. He, like other rap moguls, serves the music industry oligopoly through subsidized record labels and likes to put SUVs in his video. Throwing a dope MC in the driver's seat gives the impression that these are very cool to drive. Encouraging mass consumption of the sports utility vehicle increases mass production of sulphur dioxide - acid rain. Don't get me wrong, Escalades are very sweet. But you know what else is kinda tight? Trees. Oxygen. Breathing. The environment.

--Mack Lindsay

 

www.standupisdead.com

Sounds like a plan.

minivans :fyou

Just why?

I´ve got a better idea...I´ll drive what I want.

 

:finger

Just why?

Soccer moms

I´ve got a better idea...I´ll drive what I want.

 

:finger

I personally dont care what anyone drives or how much gas it guzzles just so long as they dont complain about the price of gasoline. People who own an SUV that is as big as a house have no right to b**** about gas prices at all.

I personally dont care what anyone drives or how much gas it guzzles just so long as they dont complain about the price of gasoline.  People who own an SUV that is as big as a house have no right to b**** about gas prices at all.

I agree completely

There are many threats to our ecological environment. However I think the most imminent of all of them is Puff Daddy. He, like other rap moguls, serves the music industry oligopoly through subsidized record labels and likes to put SUVs in his video. Throwing a dope MC in the driver's seat gives the impression that these are very cool to drive. Encouraging mass consumption of the sports utility vehicle increases mass production of sulphur dioxide - acid rain. Don't get me wrong, Escalades are very sweet. But you know what else is kinda tight? Trees. Oxygen. Breathing. The environment.

--Mack Lindsay

 

www.standupisdead.com

Right on, Apu!

 

I´ve got a better idea...I´ll drive what I want.

 

:finger

And I'll be right behind you!

Right on, Apu!

 

 

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you? You're agreeing with Apu?

 

 

Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?  You're agreeing with Apu?

 

 

It did get realy cold outside all of the sudden

It did get realy cold outside all of the sudden

.....and in other news, tempratures dipped to a record low temprature of 30 degrees at the gates of hell reporting station......