When the Mets signed Kris Benson for $22.5 million over three years last month, they might not have fully factored in the Anna Benson factor. On Tuesday's Howard Stern Show, Kris' wife Anna made it clear that she would get more than even with her husband if he slept with a baseball groupie. "I told him -- because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time -- I told him, cheat on me all you want," she said. "If you get caught, I'm going to screw everybody on your entire team, coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team." Anna also took credit for his contract negotiations. Nancy Seaver, she's not.

Classy, she's not.

And she had the nerve to issue a statement that she's pissed at Stern for asking her about anal sex and being a gold-digger.. Stating that he did not treat her like a "lady". :rolly

 

 

She buried herself.. and it was hysterical.

Hopefully the teammates would back Kris up and tell her skank ass to hit it. If she offered it up to any of them. She is a whack job no doubt.

Wow, how unbelievably stupid is Kris Benson if he's even getting involved with this twit in the first place?

Kris Benson needs to control his woman.....or she's gonna make him the laughingstcok of MLB.

Can you imagine what Kris has to be thinking everytime he brings her to any of the teams functions? Geez

Kris Benson needs to control his woman.....or she's gonna make him the laughingstcok of MLB.

Gonna....

 

 

 

Gonna....

 

 

 

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Aside from being Kris Benson's wife, who is Anna Benson? Why was she on Howard Stern?

Aside from being Kris Benson's wife, who is Anna Benson?  Why was she on Howard Stern?

Ex stripper.. the only reason she was on is because she is his wife. She was on cause she's hot.

Ex stripper.. the only reason she was on is because she is his wife. She was on cause she's hot.

Howard's producers are also great at picking good guests for Howard to play off of, and Anna was perfect for this. He obviously thought she was hot, but Howard spent like a half hour with her and most of it was making fun of how important she thought she was. If it's on the E! show I suggest watching it, it's funny.

Howard's producers are also great at picking good guests for Howard to play off of, and Anna was perfect for this.  He obviously thought she was hot, but Howard spent like a half hour with her and most of it was making fun of how important she thought she was.  If it's on the E! show I suggest watching it, it's funny.

He must have called her a gold digger at least 20 times. It wasy hysterical.

She's really not that hot though. Just stupid and annoying.

If it's on the E! show I suggest watching it, it's funny.

Anybody know when that might be? What is the typical turn around from radio airing to being on "E!"? According to EOnline, she wont be on at all this week.

Ex stripper.. the only reason she was on is because she is his wife. She was on cause she's hot.

Well actually she was on because she had a photoshoot for FHM that she was plugging.

Anna Benson is a perfect example of why you don't want to marry a stripper.

They are just too damn f***ed up in the head.

 

Not a very flatering picture of her.

 

Not a very flatering picture of her.

I disagree, but maybe I have lower standards.

 

Not a very flatering picture of her.

Umm, yeah. I think that she's a pig and all, but she is f***ing hot OMG. And those are real.

She's definitely hot

Umm, yeah.  I think that she's a pig and all, but she is f***ing hot OMG.  And those are real.

You sure about them being real? Coulda fooled me.

You sure about them being real?  Coulda fooled me.

Check out the slight sag. That's how I can usually tell.

 

But I could be wrong...I'm a breast man, but not of the David Schwimmer variety.

Check out the slight sag.  That's how I can usually tell.

 

But I could be wrong...I'm a breast man, but not of the David Schwimmer variety.

 

You could be right. I guess we should ask Stern. Maybe he asked her on his show.

Kris Benson strikes me as the kinda guy who didn't get too much play from the ladies when he was younger, let's face it, he's not exactly Brad Pitt in the looks department. So he'd blessed with a major league arm and gets a ton of cash on his lap. Suddenly women see him as an ATM and he gets roped by first whore that made his head spin. Sucka.

Based on nothing but a hunch and what I've seen happen to other guys.