I have to force myself not to laugh whenever I see a college kid wearing a Royals hat.

That's the equivalent of me wearing a White Sox hat down here, and people laughing at me.

I know what I'm getting *someone* for Valentine's day.....

Egad, a base life defiles a bad age!

 

Oh, wait, crap... I think I wrote that backwards.

 

(wait for it... ... ...)

Egad, a base life defiles a bad age!

 

Oh, wait, crap... I think I wrote that backwards.

 

(wait for it... ...  ...)

 

 

From Tommy Shaw

Too much time on my hands, it’s ticking away with my sanity

I’ve got too much time on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity

I’ve got too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

 

Jim,

 

Go hang a salami: I'm a lasagna hog two can play at the Palindrome!

Edited February 4, 200521 yr by Texsox

Go hang a salami: I'm a lasagna hog    two can play at the Palindrome!

 

I like that one.

 

Dyslexics Untie!

Welcome to Monday. Another glorious week of cheerful opportunities.

Welcome to Monday. Another glorious week of cheerful opportunities.

Yes something like that. But, hey, at least I get a free lunch today!!!! Yip, yip chaw!

From the Overheard in NY page:

 

Gen X Girl on cell: ...yeah, totally. It's like, last night, I had sex with this guy and the condom broke. And like I'm ovulating. And I like totally can't remember this guy's name. Whatever.

--M31 bus

From the Overheard in NY page:

 

Gen X Girl on cell: ...yeah, totally. It's like, last night, I had sex with this guy and the condom broke. And like I'm ovulating. And I like totally can't remember this guy's name. Whatever.

--M31 bus

 

 

These are the types of stories I like reading/hearing from you Soxy...

 

I don't know, but they just seem different coming from you..

These are the types of stories I like reading/hearing from you Soxy...

 

I don't know, but they just seem different coming from you..

Thanks?

 

 

 

From the Overheard in NY page:

 

Gen X Girl on cell: ...yeah, totally. It's like, last night, I had sex with this guy and the condom broke. And like I'm ovulating. And I like totally can't remember this guy's name. Whatever.

--M31 bus

 

friend: "think of the richest guy you slept with the past two weeks, and that's him"

Thanks?

 

Yeah, I was trying to not come as creepy or something. I apologize if I do, I honestly don't mean to, just ever since you posted that weird story about one time walking in on you're room-mate having bland sex, this board hasn't been the same for me.

Yeah, I was trying to not come as creepy or something. I apologize if I do, I honestly don't mean to, just ever since you posted that weird story about one time walking in on you're room-mate having bland sex, this board hasn't been the same for me.

Hahaha, one of my alltime favorite stories ever. Glad I have a unique contribution to the board.

Hahaha, one of my alltime favorite stories ever. Glad I have a unique contribution to the board.

 

Yeah, I always have to read you're posts to check and see if you have any new, weird stories like that.

 

I'll go back to being quiet now...

I freely admit I have too much time on my hands.

 

Photographs of Jesus.

 

Did Jesus wear long hair?

 

No, Jesus had short hair.

I freely admit I have too much time on my hands.

 

Photographs of Jesus.

 

Did Jesus wear long hair?

 

No, Jesus had short hair.

Jesus, it's Jesus isn't it

So I was having kind of a bad hour when over my ipod came the song that Napoleon dances to at the end of the movie. Let's just say INSTANT mood improver. DANCE!

Canned Heat by Jamiroquai. It's awesome.

Your Overheard in NYC moment for the day:

 

Woman: I don't usually spend $40 on chapstick, but I really wanted it.

 

--1st & 52nd

Again, from the Overheard in NY site:

 

 

Hobo preacher: You might as well just start wiping your ass with your

college diploma, because that's all they're good for anyway.

 

--Union Square

 

No friggin' joke. No friggin' joke. :headshake :banghead

Has anyone else noticed a correlation between Gwen Stafani's song "Rich Girl" and the classic Fiddler on the Roof song "Rich man". It is the exact same song pretty much except the Stafai version is more up to date.

Yeah, its built from the riff.

Why was my Congrats Mr. Zero thread deleted?

 

Ridiculous.

Why was my Congrats Mr. Zero thread deleted?

 

Ridiculous.

 

Good question. I thought it was funny.

 

Looked like Zero got busy.

I mean come on, I'm just playing around people.

No need to get pissed off, it's a joke.