Europe - "The Final Countdown"

Thanks, it was bothering the hell out of me that I couldn't figure that out.

Gobstoppers are good

Gobstoppers are good

 

Not as good as Nerds!

Not as good as Nerds! 

 

Come on now, we all know that all Willy Wonka candy is just awesome.

 

You can be a runt, nerd, or gobstopper...in my world, you are delicious

Not as good as Nerds! 

 

Nerds = EEs = QP

 

Oh and I am damned proud of my nerddom!

From my mommy

 

When is @#$% Acceptable?

 

 

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has

been considered acceptable for use.

 

They are as follows:

 

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,

we are sinking?"

 

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

 

 

 

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

 

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

 

 

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

 

-- Custer, 1877 !

 

 

 

 

 

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot

could understand that."

 

-- Einstein, 1938

 

 

 

 

 

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

 

-- Picasso, 1926

 

 

 

 

 

6. "How the @#$%

did you work that out?"

 

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

 

 

 

 

 

5. "You want WHAT

on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

 

-- Michelangelo, 1566

 

 

 

 

 

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

 

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

 

 

 

 

 

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,

my ass!"

 

-- Noah, 4314 BC

 

 

 

 

 

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

 

-- Bill Clinton, 1998

 

 

and a drum roll please............!

 

 

 

 

1. "Geez, I didn't think

 

they'd get this

 

@%#*^ing mad."

 

-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

Holy s*** that had me rolling on the floor

5.  "You  want WHAT

on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

 

--  Michelangelo, 1566

 

3.  "Scattered  @#$%ing showers,

my ass!" 

 

--  Noah, 4314 BC

 

1.  "Geez,  I didn't think

 

they'd  get this

 

@%#*^ing  mad." 

 

--  Saddam Hussein, 2003

 

 

Really Cool Links

 

 

Link is wearing the shades . . .

They were all good, but this one:

 

"5. "You want WHAT

on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

 

-- Michelangelo, 1566 "

 

... struck me as the funniest, for some reason.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged

 

That is a thing of beauty.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged

That's awesome.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged

Awesome. Frickin' awesome

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged

Cool! But who in the heck gave it a thumbs down?

Cool! But who in the heck gave it a thumbs down? 

 

Jason when he tried to give it a thumbs up

My new cat.

 

She's cute, although, the name will obviously be changed. I do not believe in owning pets named precious. It was a toss up between a cat and a dog--but the cuteness of this cat, and the fact that cats are cheaper persuaded me to pick her up. She's adorable and I'm bringing her home tomorrow. Hurray!!!!!

Very cute cat!

My new cat.

 

She's cute, although, the name will obviously be changed. I do not believe in owning pets named precious. It was a toss up between a cat and a dog--but the cuteness of this cat, and the fact that cats are cheaper persuaded me to pick her up. She's adorable and I'm bringing her home tomorrow. Hurray!!!!!

 

I think you should narrow the choices to three and let us vote

My new cat.

 

She's cute, although, the name will obviously be changed. I do not believe in owning pets named precious. It was a toss up between a cat and a dog--but the cuteness of this cat, and the fact that cats are cheaper persuaded me to pick her up. She's adorable and I'm bringing her home tomorrow. Hurray!!!!!

 

I have a Tomcat that looks a lot like her. At first we thought it was a girl (it was really young) and we named it "Dot", after the Animaniacs character.

The Top 5 Special Moments During the 2005 Baseball Season

 

5> Sammy Sosa's steroid needle is found to contain cork.

 

4> Honoring their contract signed last year, the Red Sox play

their home games at Lucifer Field, home of the "red monster."

 

3> With steroids out of the picture, the 2005 home run title is

won by Ted Williams's frozen head.

 

2> After years of shame, Tommy Lasorda admits to a 'roids

problem of his own and signs a lucrative endorsement deal

with Preparation H.

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Special

Moment During the 2005 Baseball Season...

 

1> Steve Bartman makes a tragic return to Wrigley Field,

unaware it's commemorative bat giveaway day.

 

Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list:

http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml

Great deal on a used car

Doggie Vending Machines Debut In Manhattan

 

Link

I think you should narrow the choices to three and let us vote 

Right now I've got it narrowed to Stiletto and Black Betsy. I'm thinking that it will be Black Betsy.

 

She's been home for about 2 hours and hasn't tried to run away or hide under furniture (always a good sign for any budding relationship)--and she's even come up to snuggle and get petted.

Edited March 30, 200520 yr by ChiSoxyGirl