14,000...

 

I really f***ing hate certain people I work with.

 

Most know what I have taken on here in the last 6 months and others act like I do nothing. I have a great big :fyou for you b****.

 

I am really trying hard to a not and b not call my boss and tell him to take this job and shove it where the f***ing sun doesn't shine.

I really f***ing hate certain people I work with.

 

Most know what I have taken on here in the last 6 months and others act like I do nothing.  I have a great big  :fyou for you b****.

 

I am really trying hard to a not  and b not call my boss and tell him to take this job and shove it where the f***ing sun doesn't shine.

 

resist.the.urge until after the wedding.

 

Sorry for the resist joke, couldn't help myself. Kind of like the tech calls you are forced to endure :-)

Here's an interesting little note:

 

Bowden said he expects Barry Larkin to decide Tuesday whether to come out of retirement and play shortstop for the Nationals. The 41-year-old former Cincinnati Reds great suggested this week that he's more inclined to come back now than he was earlier in the season.

Here's an interesting little note:

 

Looking past the words, I hear -- Gee, I'd like to play the minimum number of games to be ready for the playoffs.

 

Sounds like my kind of gig.

Looking past the words, I hear -- Gee, I'd like to play the minimum number of games to be ready for the playoffs.

 

Sounds like my kind of gig.

 

Ya, but he'll probably get pissed that the team votes him a half share.

Note: People who like comedy and do not get easily offended...LISTEN TO CARLOS f***ING MENCIA! Funniest guy ever! I bought 2 of his DVD's and they are hilarious!

Note: People who like comedy and do not get easily offended...LISTEN TO CARLOS f***ING MENCIA! Funniest guy ever! I bought 2 of his DVD's and they are hilarious!

I can name atleast 10 active comedian who are funnier than Mencia, he doesnt' exactly have the most original material.

I can name atleast 10 active comedian who are funnier than Mencia, he doesnt' exactly have the most original material.

Go ahead, name at least 10. Come on. He is very original. He tells it like it is and he wetahded voice is HILARIOUS!

Dane Cook

Daniel Tosh

Steven Lynch

Denis Leary

Zach Galifianakis

Dave Chappelle

Greg Fitzsimmons

Lewis Black

Nick Di Paolo

Richard Jeni

Jimmy Pardo

Frank Caliendo

Mitch Hedberg*

 

* I threw him in there even though he's dead.

 

I gave you 12 who are better, I'm sure there's more that I can't think of right now but this was just off the top of my head.

Go ahead, name at least 10. Come on. He is very original. He tells it like it is and he wetahded voice is HILARIOUS!

your sig is funnier than Mencia .

Jack Osborne

So I went to a Brad Paisley concert tonight. :headshake Scored points though..and it was a free ticket..

Conversation yesterday in Barnes and Nobel with a friend:

Friend: You know who's hot?

Me: I can think of a few names. . .

Friend: That Harry Potter guy.

Me: Alan Rickman? Kenneth Branagh?

Friend: No, the one that plays Harry Potter.

Me: Um, he's like 12.

Friend: No way, he's totally 18.

Me: You're a pediphile. He's like 10 years young than us. Gross.

Friend: He's 18 and he's hot.

This went on for a while, I'm sure the other shoppers thought we were insane/sexual predators.

Conversation yesterday in Barnes and Nobel with a friend:

Friend: You know who's hot?

Me: I can think of a few names. . .

Friend: That Harry Potter guy.

Me: Alan Rickman? Kenneth Branagh?

Friend: No, the one that plays Harry Potter.

Me: Um, he's like 12.

Friend: No way, he's totally 18.

Me: You're a pediphile. He's like 10 years young than us. Gross.

Friend: He's 18 and he's hot.

This went on for a while, I'm sure the other shoppers thought we were insane/sexual predators.

 

The girl that plays Harmonie is going to be a looker.

So I went to a Brad Paisley concert tonight. :headshake Scored points though..and it was a free ticket..

 

Cool, as long as those points can be redeemed for real prizes

Dane Cook

Daniel Tosh

Steven Lynch

Denis Leary

Zach Galifianakis

Dave Chappelle

Greg Fitzsimmons

Lewis Black

Nick Di Paolo

Richard Jeni

Jimmy Pardo

Frank Caliendo

Mitch Hedberg*

 

* I threw him in there even though he's dead.

 

I gave you 12 who are better, I'm sure there's more that I can't think of right now but this was just off the top of my head.

Jim Gaffigan, and the jalapeno-on-a-stick guy.

Well, I listened to the SoxTalk shoutout and it gave me goosebumps. Glad to be a part of it!

Whoot whoot! We're adopting a new dog tomorrow. Her name is ChiChi, she is a 6 year old Chihuahua.

 

 

She is going to be best buds with our current doggy, JoJo.

Conversation yesterday in Barnes and Nobel with a friend:

Friend: You know who's hot?

Me: I can think of a few names. . .

Friend: That Harry Potter guy.

Me: Alan Rickman? Kenneth Branagh?

Friend: No, the one that plays Harry Potter.

Me: Um, he's like 12.

Friend: No way, he's totally 18.

Me: You're a pediphile. He's like 10 years young than us. Gross.

Friend: He's 18 and he's hot.

This went on for a while, I'm sure the other shoppers thought we were insane/sexual predators.

 

So Mr Showtime has a shot with your friend???

So Mr Showtime has a shot with your friend???

Hey man, once they're 18 then they can come to Soxy, but before that my friend'll take 'em.

Dane Cook

Daniel Tosh

Steven Lynch

Denis Leary

Zach Galifianakis

Dave Chappelle

Greg Fitzsimmons

Lewis Black

Nick Di Paolo

Richard Jeni

Jimmy Pardo

Frank Caliendo

Mitch Hedberg*

 

* I threw him in there even though he's dead.

 

I gave you 12 who are better, I'm sure there's more that I can't think of right now but this was just off the top of my head.

 

I don't like Mencia's comedy all that much either, but your list is suspect...Dane Cook is good; I've seen him live twice. The guy that does the impersonations is funny, as is that Zack guy...I just really don't like leary, or black. They're not funny, in my opinion, along with a couple of others that I remember seeing on Comedy Central.

 

Anyways, as far as Latin comedians, George Lopez is by far the funniest. Culture Clash is good too...

 

That's my take.

George Lopez is one of the most unfunny stand-ups I have ever seen. He is NOT funny.

George Lopez is one of the most unfunny stand-ups I have ever seen. He is NOT funny.

 

My mistake.

 

I thought you knew comedy...

My mistake.

 

I thought you knew comedy...

Seriously. Lopez is f***ing hilarious. Basically, he talks about mexicans, white people, and his life experiences. I dunno but I guess Serbians and Mexicans are very similar because all the s*** he talks about is like exactly how Serbians are. I guess it has to apply to you for it to be funny.