Security probably stopped by

 

 

Ziiinnnnggg!!!

Security probably stopped by

7 months later, still not old

7 months later, still not old

 

You would think it would be by now, but for some reason it is still hilarious

You would think it would be by now, but for some reason it is still hilarious

 

 

Brian and I just told YAS the story at the Sox/Cubs game.. we still laugh our asses off.

It's a legend that will never die. All i can hope is that the "Security" bit is remembered more than other things that night/entire next day (steff better also...)

It's a legend that will never die. All i can hope is that the "Security" bit is remembered more than other things that night/entire next day (steff better also...)

 

 

Oh.. I remember alright. Just deleted those pictures from my digital camera.

It's a legend that will never die. All i can hope is that the "Security" bit is remembered more than other things that night/entire next day (steff better also...)

 

Sorry B, it is a package deal. You can't tell one story without the other one

Sorry B, it is a package deal.  You can't tell one story without the other one

 

 

 

Oh yes he can. Your bad luck you went to bed.. :sleep

 

Yuo snooze.. you lose.

Oh yes he can. Your bad luck you went "to bed"..  :sleep

 

Yuo snooze.. you lose. 

 

A little editing to help you out there...

A little editing to help you out there...

 

 

 

Oh.. so there were penis' involved at both venues..

 

 

Booya

Oh.. so there were penis' involved at both venues.. 

 

........

Giving your email to John Kerry is worse than giving your email to MLB

 

I think I just bought a customized Karl Rove All-Star jersey.

Giving your email to John Kerry is worse than giving your email to MLB

 

I think I just bought a customized Karl Rove All-Star jersey.

 

It will not be good in the rain, it leaks . . .

It will not be good in the rain, it leaks . . .

 

 

 

OMG Tex.. I'm in tears here!!

Now the fun part. You have to convince her to sleep with ChiSoxFn.

That can be done!

How can somebody need a resistor and wants to know how to test that it is still good, but has no idea how to use a multi-meter nor knows how to apply voltage to a resistor to test wattage capability and doesn't know how to order from a distributor (INSISTS on going to a local "store" to buy it)?!??! And THEN tells me that the company I work for makes him angry? What a numb-nut.

What a numb-nut.

 

 

 

LMAO at all the possible sexual inuendo's in this thread..

How can somebody need a resistor and wants to know how to test that it is still good, but has no idea how to use a multi-meter nor knows how to apply voltage to a resistor to test wattage capability and doesn't know how to order from a distributor (INSISTS on going to a local "store" to buy it)?!??!  And THEN tells me that the company I work for makes him angry?  What a numb-nut.

 

Did you suggest he head to radio shack and then attend DeVry :banghead

How can somebody need a resistor and wants to know how to test that it is still good, but has no idea how to use a multi-meter nor knows how to apply voltage to a resistor to test wattage capability and doesn't know how to order from a distributor (INSISTS on going to a local "store" to buy it)?!??!  And THEN tells me that the company I work for makes him angry?  What a numb-nut.

omg, same thing just happened to me yeterday.

omg, same thing just happened to me yeterday.

 

You had a numb nut?

It's a legend that will never die. All i can hope is that the "Security" bit is remembered more than other things that night/entire next day (steff better also...)

 

Yeah, yeah, just laugh it up... Don't even stop for a moment to think about the people hurt in the 'Security' ordeal...

Yeah, yeah, just laugh it up...  Don't even stop for a moment to think about the people hurt in the 'Security' ordeal... 

it was just you.

and me to a lesser extent.

 

DALLAS -- The body of a Louisiana man strapped to a gurney fell from the back of a pickup truck Tuesday onto a south Dallas highway and into the path of oncoming traffic. "I didn't think it was possible for that to happen," said Mary Ellen Douglas, who was driving to work when she saw what she initially thought was a package that had fallen from a truck. "I wanted to get out of there. It was too freaky for me," she said in a story in Wednesday's editions of The Dallas Morning News.

 

Authorities said the driver was carrying the body to a Shreveport, La., funeral home after the man died Monday at a Mesquite hospital.

 

"The driver of the truck was not aware that he had lost the body," Dallas police Lt. Rick Andrews said. "He saw the open door. He stopped and looked. He turned around, went back and retraced his steps and found the body."

 

Drivers swerved to avoid the corpse and gurney.

 

Dallas police Senior Cpl. Max Geron said no charges are expected to be filed.

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