Sometimes it's about how you were raised and how that has been burned into your mind

July 8, 2005

 

 

The Top 5 Rejected Vacation Postcard Captions

 

 

5> "Scenes from the lesser-known Pamplona tradition: The Crapping

of the Pants"

 

4> "Gitmo is torture without you!"

 

3> "Six blocks from this pristine beach, a not-so-pristine local

beauty will do things to your manhood for $5 U.S. that you

only thought possible in a Photoshop editor's dream world."

 

2> "Get your butt to Singapore: It's caning season!"

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected Vacation Postcard Caption...

 

 

1> "Beautiful Aruba: Come for the hospitality, stay because they

can't find your body."

 

 

 

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"Wish You Were Funny" and "Humor Due"

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I was watching the hot dog eating contest on ESPN. They said the average American eats 70 hot dogs a year. 70???!!! That's more than 1 per week.

How many do you guys think you have per year?

I have maybe 5, all at the Cell.

I was watching the hot dog eating contest on ESPN. They said the average American eats 70 hot dogs a year.  70???!!! That's more than 1 per week.

How many do you guys think you have per year?

I have maybe 5, all at the Cell.

0 per week. I don't eat hot dogs.

I was watching the hot dog eating contest on ESPN. They said the average American eats 70 hot dogs a year.  70???!!! That's more than 1 per week.

How many do you guys think you have per year?

I have maybe 5, all at the Cell.

I have like 6 per week now because there is this authentic Chicago style hot dog cart in the industrial park I work in.

I have like 6 per week now because there is this authentic Chicago style hot dog cart in the industrial park I work in.

LMAO, Holy s*** man, that's like 300 per year!!!!!!

Dude, hot dogs are poison.

I eat about 3-4 a week. Only vienna beef. I'm a hot dog snob.

I eat about 3-4 a week. Only vienna beef. I'm a hot dog snob.

 

that's 200+ per year, you guys are pulling my leg.

that's  200+ per year, you guys are pulling my leg.

Well if you and Kalapse aren't going to eat any we have to step up and maintain America's yearly average.

I had 1 Hot Dog here at the BOB. It will be my last.

I was driving by the University and a small sign tucked in among other signs caught my eyes. Chicago Dogs

 

Perfect Chicago style dogs. They don't ask if I want mayonnaise (!) or ketchup. The guy that owns the place is from Chicago. His main cook is a Cub fan and they have way to much customer donated Cub stuff, but the dogs are great.

I only eat vegetarian hotdogs, but I would say I eat maybe one or two a week.

I only eat vegetarian hotdogs, but I would say I eat maybe one or two a week.

:puke

Vegetarian hot dogs? BLAH! I eat like 3 or 4 hot dogs a month.

:puke

 

The only thing worse is turkey hot dogs.

Do you guys know what goes into hot dogs?

The only thing worse is turkey hot dogs.

Do you guys know what goes into hot dogs?

Yes. And that's why I eat the meatless variety.

Yes. And that's why I eat the meatless variety.

 

I'm with you.............but when I walk up the ramp at the Cell and the smell hits me, well it's just not a ball game without a hot dog and a beer.

I have been eating a lot of hot dogs lately just because I get hungry at work sometimes, and eating a hot dog is a lot better than a burger or a blizzard. The chili cheese dogs are irresistable too.

as long as it's not from a fast food place, I think a burger is probably a little bit better than hot dog.

I have been eating a lot of hot dogs lately just because I get hungry at work sometimes, and eating a hot dog is a lot better than a burger or a blizzard. The chili cheese dogs are irresistable too.

Uuuuuh. They give me heartburn but they are sooooo good. Hot dog, chili, nacho cheese. OH BABY!

Hot dogs at the cell shouldn't be considered hot dogs.

They should be considered god's food.

Hot dogs at the cell shouldn't be considered hot dogs.

They should be considered god's food.

I told a girl I work with that I would go to some fest with her--but I didn't think she'd actually call. Booo.

 

Must apply tons of sunblock and annoyanceblock. . .

You need caller ID.

You need caller ID.

I have it, I need to be meaner.

 

But, I did get to Polka with an 80 year old at the Ukrainian fest! Top that!