If you aren't funny, I'll beat you with my shiny new Mod stick

Man, make the guy a mod, and he get's all violent and stuff.

How about the entire Youngstownindians poll, that is 5 pages of classic posts, and pure comedic gold.

 

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=573230

I agree w/ Kalapse...Best.Thread.Ever!

Goldmember in the "Iraqis kidnap action figure" thread

 

they originally had a pic of ken interrogating him, but come on who's hair is that perfect...

Man of Steels Thread about "giving more"....LOL

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

 

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

 

What makes life 100%?

 

If

 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

 

as:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then,

 

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

 

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

 

But,

 

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

 

And,

 

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

 

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bulls*** will put you over the top.

 

And look how far

 

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

 

will take you.

From CrimsonWeltall in the thread about the teenagers who were sued for delivering cookies at 10:30 PM and scaring a woman.

 

FUN FACT: Burglars usually knock on doors to alert the people inside to the fact that they are about to be robbed.

From CrimsonWeltall in the thread about the teenagers who were sued for delivering cookies at 10:30 PM and scaring a woman.

Fromthe thread about the Police are evil, there was talk of Free whore's.

 

WHERE?!

 

Then Jim's awesome response:

 

No, it's spelled W-H-O-R-E.

After yet another Anthrax Kenny Williams hatefest post, YASNY gives this gem.

 

(YASNY @ Feb 8, 2005 -> 02:20 AM)

If the Sox won the World Series and there was a ticker tape parade thrown for them, you'd blame KW for the litter.  Your blatant hatred for KW is moronic.  :headshake

Critic's new version of soxtalk.com, based on a news story about a 26 year old scalping a teenager:

 

Mohawktalk.com

 

Pale Face Talk

The Scalp Bar

Sex, Lies, and Punk Rock

From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart

 

Paris Hilton -- the poster child for why a horse should not f*** a lamppost.

From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart

 

i must have missed that...

From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart

 

That's the funniest line I have seen on here in a long, long time...

 

 

LCR (I agree, Apu is better)

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Feb 16, 2005 -> 01:21 AM)

Any plans on what they are going to do with the s*** once it passes through?

 

 

That was classic.

I was born in Michigan City, Indiana.

 

 

Oh, so it just smelled like France.

 

Siriusly though, I'm expecting an increase in spelling mistakes in the south.

I feel proud that I have either confused or dumbed down a large population of the posters here at Soxtalk. Here's to another 3,000 posts or something!

 

 

I just went back in the Soxtalk record books, and THREE of those posts DON'T COUNT!!!!

 

 

Sorry for the Mr. 3000 reference..... to myself....

 

Nice touch on a baseball board.

Tex with a classic right here.

 

I just heard that a jury of Michael Jackson peers have been selected. Peers? Where the hell did they find 12 f*cked up in the head, bleached skin, holding kids over a railing, morons? My God, there cannot be 12 people like Wacko Jacko on this planet bang.gif lolhitting.gif

 

just saying

SS2k4 responding to something DBAHO said:

 

QUOTE (DBAH0)

At least you can be thankful it wasn't an Aussie Accent. 

 

 

QUOTE (SS2k4)

Spot on mate!

This one speaks for itself. From southsider2k5, again.

 

Best line heard in a NASCAR broadcast....

 

Ricky Craven's car starts to have problems and heads for the pits. The studio guys throw it down to their pit row guy, Dick Berggren.

 

"So what's wrong with Craven, Dick?"