February 24, 200521 yr I believe women are capable of anything, but how exactly did she preserve the semen?
February 25, 200521 yr QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 02:40 PM) I believe women are capable of anything, but how exactly did she preserve the semen? Hmmmpfh hmmm :puke
February 25, 200521 yr QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 02:40 PM) I believe women are capable of anything, but how exactly did she preserve the semen? Let's not go there
February 25, 200521 yr OK, time for you single guys to update that pre-nup: Item 17a) I promise not to deceitfully engage in sexual acts which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy. Item 17b) I promise not to to use your sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences. Item 17c) I understand that, however unlikely you would ever ask for it back, your sperm will not be legally construed as a gift and will not be used in a manner counter to Items 17a and 17b above. Item 18) If at any time during our relationship it becomes apparent that I am in fact a raving whack job, the relationship shall be immediately terminated. I further agree to destroy any and all sperm I've managed to maintain possession of up to this point, pursuant to Item 17c above. Edited February 25, 200521 yr by FlaSoxxJim
February 25, 200521 yr QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 06:14 PM) Yeah I was wondering about preserving it too. I guess she's not a swallower anyway.
February 25, 200521 yr So now semen is a "gift", huh? Hmmm.... 1. I never knew I was so generous!! 2. In THAT guy's case, it's the gift that KEEPS ON GIVING!!!! 3. Now I know what I'm giving the Mrs. for her birthday!!!! 4. Hey, Honey, I made it MYSELF!!! Edited February 25, 200521 yr by The Critic
February 25, 200521 yr QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 01:05 AM) Hmmmpfh hmmm :puke You would think if it came into contact with either saliva or air, that it might kill it, guess not huh? Her attorney said something like 'I guess he wasn't careful with where he put his semen, well too bad.' Gotta love that quote, I'm sure there is nothing evil or conniving (sp?) as a motivation. Edited February 25, 200521 yr by LosMediasBlancas
February 25, 200521 yr Oooh, let me take that condom off of you Let me tie that in a knot so we don't drip Let me just drop this in my cryogenic freezer I keep by my bedside :sleep bwahahahahahahah
February 25, 200521 yr QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 08:07 AM) I guess she's not a swallower anyway. spit it our dammit, spit it out . . .
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