Jump to content

March 2005 Quotes of the Month


Recommended Posts

Tex about the Ebay auction of infamous breast implants.

 

The Way They Were

 

Mammories, light the corners of my mind

Soft silicon filled mammories

Of the way they were

 

Scattered pictures, of the clevage I left behind

dollars you gave to one or the another

For the way they were

 

Can it be that it was all so simple then

Or has time rewritten every line

If we had the chance to do it all again

Tell me, would we, could we

 

Mammories, are all beautiful and yet

Ones too small to remember

Are replaced with even larger

 

So it's the laughter

We will remember

Whenever we remember

The way they were

The way they were

Link to comment
Share on other sites

IwriteCode in the US Cellular White Sox thread:

 

If companies started buying sports teams, tou can come up with some pretty interesting combonations...

 

The Miller Genuine Draft Dodgers

The Dodge Chargers

The Labatt Blues

The Ford Broncos

The Gillette Knicks

The Visa Bills

The Chevy Astros

The Clorox White Sox?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

:lolhitting ChiSoxy is running a fever and comes to us, her "friends" for medical advice. Of course one of our members comes through with this great advice

 

QUOTE(CrimsonWeltall @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 08:16 PM)
Go into a sauna and burn that virus out.*

 

*may not be good medical advice

Link to comment
Share on other sites

thought this was funny from the bowling thread...

 

QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 05:55 PM)
They might put you in the North Dakota hall of fame, you and those 2 other guys.

Edited by Goldmember
Link to comment
Share on other sites

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 08:54 PM)
IwriteCode in the US Cellular White Sox thread:

 

If companies started buying sports teams, tou can come up with some pretty interesting combonations...

 

The Miller Genuine Draft Dodgers

The Dodge Chargers

The Labatt Blues

The Ford Broncos

The Gillette Knicks

The Visa Bills

The Chevy Astros

The Clorox White Sox?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Clorox White Sox!!! Classic!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

(EvilJester99 @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 11:24 AM)

 

Muscular Atrophy is a typical thing after surgery and not being able to use it for awhile. Once he is able to work out the muscle memory will take over and it will be pretty much right back to normal.

 

(SouthSider2k5 @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 01:28 PM)

 

Some of you guys on here are lucky that it doesn't happen to penises.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

From Tex in the Ebay time Machine thread

 

They found this stuck in the Time Machines memory

 

 

Southsider2K239

 

I cannot believe I passed the 10,000,000 post count. My family history tells of a Southsider2k5 who managed 30,000 posts, a considerable accomplishment, considering the primitive computer technology of the day. I had hoped that this post would be about our Intergalactic Series Championship, but alas, it has escaped the White Sox yet again. What can you expect from a team that could could not win a "World Series" when it only included North America, and never won the Milky Way Series. Cheap pwners.

 

It really sucked to see Barry Bonds hit his 1,000,000 home run this season. Who would have guessed in 2005 that steroids were the fountain of youth? Funny that Sosa was banned for 10 years for injecting his bat with neuropathogens, again. Doesn't he know the injection go in his ass, not his bat? LOL

 

Hey, Dick Clark is getting ready to do the countdown, he's got President George ZZ Bush on from LaGrange . . .

 

Thank you for reading all my posts.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Also in the time machine thread after it was reported an on-line casino was the winning bidder:

 

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:18 PM)
This has got to be the real deal. Who would stand to suffer financial consequenses more than a casino?  Who wins Super Bowl XL?  Well, the guy with the time machine would know.  The World Series ... The Final Four ... Daytona 500 ... year after year.  Think about it. 

You guys buying this?  :lol:

 

LMAO :lolhitting :notworthy

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Cerb talking about Jason in the POST OF THE YEAR:

 

Jason's exact words were, "Get buttf***ed on the dotted line. s***, I mean sign, just sign."

 

Later I hear, "It's not my problem you can't read through the blacked out ink."

 

                               

Link to comment
Share on other sites

:lolhitting two days later, I finally get it

 

In ss2k5's thread about 'American Idol' producers trying to change a gay porn idol mimic show, YASNY's response:

Well, now we all know what happens when someone googles "Gay Porn".

laugh.gif laugh.gif They don't get much better than that.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yeah, Ladies love confidence.....

 

Confidence and BIG COCKS.

So here's my advice: Go to the supermarket by yourself an appropriately sized and shaped fruit or vegetable, and then throw it down your shorts in a nice banana hammock. 

 

I know baggy pants are in these days, so you might have to rub up against the girl while you are asking her for her to notice. 

The key is to only rub your junk on her just enough for her to notice.  Too much and you'll 1) creep her out, and 2) bruise your fruit or vegetable so that you can't have it for lunch later.

 

From Cheat in the Prom help thread

Link to comment
Share on other sites

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Mar 23, 2005 -> 06:50 PM)
Censorship? Hardly. This board, and most boards are owned by individuals. You are posting here free of charge because somebody loves something enough to give people a place to discuss it, and other like interest. YOU are in somebody else's house. If you came into my house, my actual house, and started doing anything against my house rules, I would throw you out or shut you up. Not to be rude, but that is basically what it boils down to. The owner of this site wants it to be a certain way, if you break the rules of his house, he/she has trusted other people to watch and maintain the place.

 

In this day and age of the internet people seem to like to use the word "censorship", and it gets used wrongly all the time. If you send a letter into a magazine, it gets edited. It isn't "censorship", it is editing. That is what an editor is for. No author ever sees their first draft make it to publishing, and few writers ever do. The board is kind of the same way, these mods are just trying to follow the rules, and follow them the best that they can. If you don't like the "censorship" you will encounter on a board, get some money together, and start your own board.

 

I hit another site all the time. A group of people decided to break away and start a site free of "censorship". Within a month it was the most heavily moderated site I have ever seen, and within 5 months it was a ghost town. You might not like the editing, but it is what helps keeping people coming back.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

From SS2K5 in the opening day thread, about a previous ... um ... get together by some members of the board:

 

You have the right to be silent, even if you do not have the ability to do so... Anything you say, can and will get your ass-kicked at a future time. You have the right to have a buddy shut you up, if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you.

 

Do you understand these rights I have read them to you.

 

Really, there is no explanatory intro needed. This is a stand alone classic. :notworthy

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...