The president, chatting to the German and Russian leaders in a Russian cafe, said: "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow." Then, like generations of French people before him, he also poked fun at British cuisine.

 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml.../ixnewstop.html

I am going on holiday (vacation to you none English speaking folk) to France in a couple of weeks. I'd better take my own soap and water because we all know those French people never wash, don't we?

Edited July 5, 200520 yr by DePloderer

If Tony Blair promised that he'd declare war on France, I'd join the army tomorrow.

 

French = Smelly, egotistical, garlic munching, surrender monkeys.

 

f*** 'em.

French = Smelly, egotistical, garlic munching, surrender monkeys.

 

 

Heyyyy.... what's wrong with that?????

Okay, that was uncalled for (especially the farming bit), but um, he kind of has a point about the food.

The farming is fine, just don't go to their dentists....

 

Then again, apparently nobody else in the UK does either.

The farming is fine, just don't go to their dentists....

 

Then again, apparently nobody else in the UK does either.

I had to get a physical in the UK to get my Canadian Visa, and when I did the physician looked in my mouth and said, "I can tell you're American from your teeth--no fillings and they're so nice and straight." I was like, um, thank you? One of the weirdest health care moments of my life....

I had to get a physical in the UK to get my Canadian Visa, and when I did the physician looked in my mouth and said, "I can tell you're American from your teeth--no fillings and they're so nice and straight." I was like, um, thank you? One of the weirdest health care moments of my life....

Here we go;

Here we go;

Why must you turn this office into a house of lies?

 

I don't brush I don't brush!!

That's a very stereotypical view of British dental hygiene.

 

I have no problems with my teeth at all..

 

 

 

 

..all five of them are just fine.

 

If Tony Blair promised that he'd declare war on France, I'd join the army tomorrow.

 

French = Smelly, egotistical, garlic munching, surrender monkeys.

 

f*** 'em.

 

 

Between your screen name and this post you are my new best friend.

 

 

Bonjouuuurrrr.... Ya "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys!"

 

http://members.fortunecity.com/zeke/sounds/wilteach.wav

Between your screen name and this post you are my new best friend.

 

I hate the French

 

 

French Jokes!

Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French?

A. I give up.

 

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.

 

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

A. The French Army.

 

Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel?

A. So the French government could to flee to London.

 

Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?

A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!

 

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

 

Q: Why do they have trees in Paris?

A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun

 

Q: Why is good to be French?

A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.

 

Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army?

A: To say "I surrender" in German

 

Q: Why was Jesus not born in France?

A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

 

Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?

A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.

 

Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried?

A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.

Edited July 6, 200520 yr by southsideirish71

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Runner up for post of the year!!!

How quickly people forget the assistance that the French gave us in establishing this nation in the first place.

 

I heart mindless nationalism! Like Einstein said, nationalism is an infantile disease -- it is the measles of mankind.

How quickly people forget the assistance that the French gave us in establishing this nation in the first place.

 

I heart mindless nationalism!  Like Einstein said, nationalism is an infantile disease -- it is the measles of mankind.

 

 

Yeah and even more amazing how the French forgot that they would be speaking German twice over if not for us.

 

Chirac loves England so much, that he handed the olympics to them.

http://www.invadefrance.us/

French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.