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TICKETS TONIGHT

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thread is f***ing hilarious

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QUOTE(THEWOOD @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:49 PM)
you can only get 500 level tix online....link to the thread would be appreciated

 

Its in Pale Hose Talk. Third topic from the top(not including Inside Beat)

You see "THEWOOD" we don;t heckle you for your inquiry, as it is quite a fair inquiry. We heckle you for your demand of:

 

"I want these tickets by 4:30"

 

You see my friend, referring back to the Cliche thread, beggers, well, beggers cannot be choosers....

QUOTE(JimH @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:48 PM)
It's 2:45, just go down there, ask at the box office to see if any late tix were released.  Or, try to get some outside.

 

That is the best thing to do. There are always day of game releases that are available only at the ballpark.

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 01:52 PM)
You see "THEWOOD" we don;t heckle you for your inquiry, as it is quite a fair inquiry. We heckle you for your demand of:

 

"I want these tickets by 4:30"

 

You see my friend, referring back to the Cliche thread, beggers, well, beggers cannot be choosers....

The cliche thread is quickly becoming the most useful thread in Soxtalk history.

:lol:

Wait, Can we get back to the whole Eva with Vida between her legs thing?

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QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:52 PM)
You see "THEWOOD" we don;t heckle you for your inquiry, as it is quite a fair inquiry. We heckle you for your demand of:

 

"I want these tickets by 4:30"

 

You see my friend, referring back to the Cliche thread, beggers, well, beggers cannot be choosers....

 

I just wanted to get it done as soon as possible....wanted to know for sure what my options were....did not want to wait till last minute

If you have extras please meet me out in front of comiskey at 6:45

 

I have a Sox jersey and Sox hat on.

QUOTE(THEWOOD @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:55 PM)
I just wanted to get it done as soon as possible....wanted to know for sure what my options were....did not want to wait till last minute

 

 

 

:unsure:

QUOTE(Finkelstein @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 03:54 PM)
Wait,  Can we get back to the whole Eva with Vida between her legs thing?

:lol:

did not want to wait till last minute

 

I think you just did :D :bang

 

As your punishment, Eva Longoria will now whip you and command you to obey ...

 

:whip

QUOTE(JimH @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 03:58 PM)
I think you just did :D    :bang

 

As your punishment, Eva Longoria will now whip you and command you to obey ...

 

:whip

She's cheating on me!?!

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QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:56 PM)
:unsure:

 

he called me this morning....told me he would still be here till tomorrow....cmon i did not think it would be this hard to get seats for a monday game against the tigers....guess i was wrong

QUOTE(JimH @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:58 PM)
I think you just did :D    :bang

 

As your punishment, Eva Longoria will now whip you and command you to obey ...

 

:whip

 

thank you. :P

She's cheating on me!?!

 

Yeah, with THEWOOD. He's a gardener, y'know. :bang

THEWOOD, I left you two tickets...

 

...under the big...W...

 

::dies::

QUOTE(THEWOOD @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:59 PM)
he called me this morning....told me he would still be here till tomorrow....cmon i did not think it would be this hard to get seats for a monday game against the tigers....guess i was wrong

 

A 4 game sweep of the Indians and the return of Magglio probably sold alot of tickets in the past 2 days.

QUOTE(THEWOOD @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:59 PM)
he called me this morning....told me he would still be here till tomorrow....cmon i did not think it would be this hard to get seats for a monday game against the tigers....guess i was wrong

 

 

For I think the 4th time....

 

Go down to the box office as that is your only choice at this late in the day.

QUOTE(JimH @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 03:59 PM)
Yeah, with THEWOOD.  He's a gardener, y'know. :bang

:crying :o

For I think the 4th time....

 

Go down to the box office as that is your only choice at this late in the day.

 

But Steff, he wants the tickets NOWWWWWWW, see, NOWWWWW.

 

:lol:

 

It's all in good fun, but I think THEWOOD has been taken to THEWOODSHED. :D

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QUOTE(JimH @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 04:02 PM)
But Steff, he wants the tickets NOWWWWWWW, see, NOWWWWW.

 

:lol:

And he want them sealed with a kiss :wub: :lol:

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i can not just leave work to go down there and get tickets....was looking for a little help....

i can not just leave work to go down there and get tickets....was looking for a little help....

 

 

So ...

 

What's Plan B?

 

:D

QUOTE(THEWOOD @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 02:02 PM)
i can not just leave work to go down there and get tickets....was looking for a little help....

 

All right I'll cover for you at work...

 

Go now quickly. :D

Go now quickly. :D

 

 

He can't, he needs that parking pass in advance too. :bang

 

:lol:

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