White Sox 68 35 .660 -

Twins  54  50  .519  14.5

Indians  55  51  .519  14.5

Tigers  50  54  .481  18.5

Royals  38  67  .362  31.0

 

 

14.5 Games Up

 

14.5 Games Up           

 

I'm still expecting the Royals to make a run for us.

I'm still expecting the Royals to make a run for us. 

 

Aren't they still on their honeymoon?

Charles and Camila

Charles and Camila 

In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex.

 

Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it. Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper... :puke

In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex.

 

Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it.  Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper...  :puke

OMG..........

In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex.

 

Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it.  Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper...  :puke

 

Ewwwww...

 

Ewwwww...

 

 

You know, we can take it to this level if you want, but you are going to have to hear about the time when my wallet fell out of my pants at work...into the toilet...while I was sitting during a dump...and yes, I was just about finished when it happened :puke

 

absolutely true

 

SFF

Edited August 1, 200520 yr by SpringfieldFan

You know, we can take it to this level if you want, but you are going to have to hear about the time I when my wallet fell out of my pants at work...into the toilet...while I was sitting during a dump...and yes, I was just about finished when it happened :puke

 

absolutely true

 

SFF

.............. :puke ................

In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex.

 

Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it.  Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper...  :puke

:puke :puke :puke

THESE are the Posts Of The Month????

....good thing it's early....

It wasn't on the boards, but it was still deserving. I got home and held off getting a drink before I got caught up on SoxTalk (what an addict I am).

 

Soxnbears found that funny and said:

 

SoxTalk>Dehydration

 

It's there so I'm taking it .... This thread is full of s***.

It's there so I'm taking it .... This thread is full of s***.

 

Aren't you being Charmin today

 

From the Hendrix played gay thread

 

Then the lyrics are just as I always thought, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!"

Im going to ask him to move in with us.  Im sure he wouldnt mind.  "Hey Gooch, get me a beer while you are in the kitchen"

 

From the interview with Tadahito thread and him living and commuting from Schaumburg.

Fla in the U of I gang thread

yeah he does.

stupid hoosier 

Isn't that redundant? 

 

I Kid Because I Care

Edited August 4, 200520 yr by Soxnbears01

From JimH to Southsider2k5 on the Griffey thread:

 

Mike do you have a green font deficiency today?

 

And SS2k5's reply:

 

Yeah, I sold all of my green font to Texsox for use on SLaP, in exchange for a font TBNL.

 

I had them demoted... 

Baaahaaaahaaaahaaaaa.....

Trust me, to some, this is very, very funny.

Trust me, to some, this is very, very funny.

 

Post.Of.The.Year.

Trust me, to some, this is very, very funny.

 

Yeah, LOL, I'm dying over here.

What is the subway sandwich of the day tomorrow?

You know, we can take it to this level if you want, but you are going to have to hear about the time when my wallet fell out of my pants at work...into the toilet...while I was sitting during a dump...and yes, I was just about finished when it happened :puke

 

absolutely true

 

SFF

 

Ok I'll bite, how did that happen?

Your wallet was probably in the back pocket of your pants, which are around your ankles near the floor. You were sitting on the toilet, so it's probably air tight, with no room for anything to fall into it.

Please explain.

Ok I'll bite, how did that happen?

Your wallet was probably in the back pocket of your pants, which are around your ankles near the floor. You were sitting on the toilet, so it's probably air tight, with no room for anything to fall into it.

Please explain.

 

Anyone want to guess the story really starts with . . . so this girl walks into the bathroom . . .