Greg The Bull Luzinski Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I normally don't watch ESPN for obvious reasons, but I noticed on the game that it looks like the grass has left the field. Not only that, but Chris Berman went bald quick. Within the last year, he seems to have lost a ton of hair. Was he wearing a toupee all those years? Is he sick? Or has the fact that he sweats Crisco caused his hair to fall out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punch and Judy Garland Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 They light some shows to make his hair look ticker. You'll notice difference from the booth to primetime to abc work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg The Bull Luzinski Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 05:39 PM) They light some shows to make his hair look ticker. You'll notice difference from the booth to primetime to abc work. If that is true, then they do one hell of a lighting job. Berman's comb-over has to rank with the worst in the history of celebrity comb-overs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punch and Judy Garland Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I think Sutt wears a piece. His headset was messed up last year and it pushed forward his hair and there was plenty of scalp to be seen in the back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 f*** BERMAN........ HE SPENT THE WHOLE GAME ROOTING FOR BOSTON. HE's just as big a tool as Gammons or Reynolds or any of the rest of em. f*** CHRIS BERMAN!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RX Bandits Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 I was asking myself wheres my mute button--not where has his hair gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Agreed. With quotes like "Boston just needs a little more drama" and "you probably don't know many of these White Sox players..." f*** that. f*** him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iWiN4PreP Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Also, in the first inning he mentioned something about "ok heres a double play" when we had 1 guy on first, one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg The Bull Luzinski Posted October 4, 2005 Author Share Posted October 4, 2005 QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 05:46 PM) I think Sutt wears a piece. His headset was messed up last year and it pushed forward his hair and there was plenty of scalp to be seen in the back Among broadcasters, we know Marv Albert is the all time biggest offender for worst hair piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 11:05 PM) Among broadcasters, we know Marv Albert is the all time biggest offender for worst hair piece. Amazingly even how creepy Albert is, I don't dislike him as much as Berman. Marv,"YESSSSSS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg The Bull Luzinski Posted October 5, 2005 Author Share Posted October 5, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFanForever @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 07:02 PM) Amazingly even how creepy Albert is, I don't dislike him as much as Berman. Marv,"YESSSSSS!" I concur. Ever since Berman called sox fans "Classless" for booing Jerry Manuel at the 2003 all-star game. He lost my respect. Hey Chris The only reason we booed Maniel is because sox fans are no longer allowed to run on the field and get the person that's bugging them. Perhaps Berman had indigestion after eating too much of Chicago's good food that weekend. That was around the time of Berman's 37th heart attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoIL Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 The mute button was invented to silence guys like Berman. One other thing I was wondering, who slipped Mike Piazza (sp) the Big Book of Baseball Cliches? I only saw about a hour of the game on ESPN. I don't think he missed a single one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 02:45 PM) If that is true, then they do one hell of a lighting job. Berman's comb-over has to rank with the worst in the history of celebrity comb-overs. Doesn't even come close to the Trump. People everywhere could try but no one can ever accomplish what Donald has done with his hair. Its amazing, I've decided he must know he's gonna get as much play as he wants since he's loaded, so why even bother with his hair. Remember, I can't stand Trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 QUOTE(RX Bandits @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 02:55 PM) I was asking myself wheres my mute button--not where has his hair gone Compared to the Fox crew, these guys were awesome (ie Buck/McCarver) I want to actually listen to Wonder Dog instead of these dufuses (ya I botched that). Piazza was pretty solid to listen to. And I've never really minded Sutcliffe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsox08 Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Berman should really cut down on the smoking and eating.. It's not a good habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg The Bull Luzinski Posted October 5, 2005 Author Share Posted October 5, 2005 QUOTE(wsox08 @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 09:10 PM) Berman should really cut down on the smoking and eating.. It's not a good habit. This kind of reminds me of the South Park episode titled "Roger Ebert eats too many fatty foods". Now Ebert looks deformed from losing so such weight. Berman has some to spare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 McCarver classic: "You know, Joe...When the batter swings and hits the ball, but someone catches it, it's an out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoIL Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 4, 2005 -> 08:32 PM) McCarver classic: "You know, Joe...When the batter swings and hits the ball, but someone catches it, it's an out." He's outstanding at explaining the fundamentals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 He's the John Madden of baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RX Bandits Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Anyone remember the Joe Morgan quote about shadows. He said something like "See those are shadows because light cannot get there, and when light cannot get there it gets dark" It was during a cubs-cards game. Not that I was watching I just remember from a clip on MJH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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