October 13, 200520 yr So, how will you answer the question we're all sure we'll hear tomorrow: "So, how much did you pay the umpires?" from a Cubs fan. Any suggestions? I was thinking things along the lines of: - the same amount that we paid Bartman to screw you guys in 2003. - the same amount we paid Ronnie Woo Woo to wash our car yesterday - the same amount that we paid the clubhouse attendant to put cork in Sosa's bat - the same amount that Prior and Wood paid for a round of golf yesterday
October 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(fathom @ Oct 12, 2005 -> 10:28 PM) So, how will you answer the question we're all sure we'll hear tomorrow: "So, how much did you pay the umpires?" from a Cubs fan. Any suggestions? I was thinking things along the lines of: - the same amount that we paid Bartman to screw you guys in 2003. - the same amount we paid Ronnie Woo Woo to wash our car yesterday - the same amount that we paid the clubhouse attendant to put cork in Sosa's bat - the same amount that Prior and Wood paid for a round of golf yesterday A punch to the face I think is the best way to answer.
October 13, 200520 yr I'm just going to respond...a win is a win, is a win. I've already heard it from Angel fans and all I can say is that Escobar hung it and Crede bashed it. Its a brand new series.
October 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(fathom @ Oct 12, 2005 -> 10:28 PM) So, how will you answer the question we're all sure we'll hear tomorrow: "So, how much did you pay the umpires?" from a Cubs fan. Any suggestions? I was thinking things along the lines of: - the same amount that we paid Bartman to screw you guys in 2003. - the same amount we paid Ronnie Woo Woo to wash our car yesterday - the same amount that we paid the clubhouse attendant to put cork in Sosa's bat - the same amount that Prior and Wood paid for a round of golf yesterday -if it happenned to the Cubs it would be considered "magical" -Michael Barret would have gone back to the bench -Aramis Ramirez would have struck out instead of hitting a double
October 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Oct 13, 2005 -> 04:29 AM) I'm just going to respond...a win is a win, is a win. I've already heard it from Angel fans and all I can say is that Escobar hung it and Crede bashed it. Its a brand new series. Yup. Ozuna still had to steal second base. And Crede still had to knock him home. We executed after we were given an opportunity. Let's go to Anahiem and kick some ass.
October 13, 200520 yr Author QUOTE(rudylaw @ Oct 13, 2005 -> 04:29 AM) I prefer a swift kick to the nuts That's implying Cubs fans have them.
October 13, 200520 yr Author BTW, I hope no one takes this thread too seriously. It was meant to be in good fun.
October 13, 200520 yr i think there was some ice skating on, i think most Cubs fans were probably watching that
October 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(rudylaw @ Oct 12, 2005 -> 10:29 PM) I prefer a swift kick to the nuts Since when did Flubbs fans have nuts.............aside from in their mouths?
October 13, 200520 yr QUOTE(fathom @ Oct 12, 2005 -> 11:28 PM) So, how will you answer the question we're all sure we'll hear tomorrow: "So, how much did you pay the umpires?" from a Cubs fan. Any suggestions? I was thinking things along the lines of: - the same amount that we paid Bartman to screw you guys in 2003. - the same amount we paid Ronnie Woo Woo to wash our car yesterday - the same amount that we paid the clubhouse attendant to put cork in Sosa's bat - the same amount that Prior and Wood paid for a round of golf yesterday How is your vacation?
October 13, 200520 yr Laugh in their face. We won. No apologies. I just hope the Sox handle this the right way and kick ass in Cali.
October 13, 200520 yr Well, we don't control umps, don't blame us. Plus, that didn't win us the game. And we wouldn't have necessariliy lost if that call is reversed, quite obviously. And tell them a former Cub is pitching Friday - Garland.
October 13, 200520 yr - the same amount that we paid Bartman to screw you guys in 2003. I like that one.
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