We need to get back to miles of smiles

 

Or don't leave one without fanning the flames higher. . .

 

Apparently, not everyone's grandma told them the best way to avoid a fight was to stay away from people that fight. . .

My Grandma was hell on wheels. No doubt her advice for avoiding a fight would have been to land the first punch and make it count.

Edited November 14, 200520 yr by FlaSoxxJim

My Grandma was hell on wheels.  No doubt her advice for avoiding a fight would have been to land the first punch and make count.   

 

^^^

 

Mine too.

^^^

 

Mine too.

 

 

Three.

My Grandma was hell on wheels.  No doubt her advice for avoiding a fight would have been to land the first punch and make count.   

 

I remember a story my grandfather told me right after my grandmother passed away... he said:

 

My grandma and your grandma were sitting by a fire...

My grandma says to your grandma, "I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

 

Talkin' 'bout

Hey now

Hey now

Iko iko an nay

Jockomo feena ah na nay

Jockomo feena nay

 

Look at my king all dressed in red

Iko iko an nay

I bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead

Jockomo feena nay

 

CHORUS:

Talkin' 'bout

Hey now (hey now)

Hey now (hey now)

Iko iko an nay (whoah-oh)

Jockomo feena ah na nay

Jockomo feena nay

I remember a story my grandfather told me right after my grandmother passed away... he said:

 

My grandma and your grandma were sitting by a fire...

My grandma says to your grandma, "I'm gonna set your flag on fire"

 

Talkin' 'bout

Hey now

Hey now

Iko iko an nay

Jockomo feena ah na nay

Jockomo feena nay

 

Look at my king all dressed in red

Iko iko an nay

I bet you five dollars he'll kill you dead

Jockomo feena nay

 

CHORUS:

Talkin' 'bout

Hey now (hey now)

Hey now (hey now)

Iko iko an nay (whoah-oh)

Jockomo feena ah na nay

Jockomo feena nay

 

 

Some day after a beer or three I may have to post my rendition of that song – It's called "Hey Moe Hey Moe!" and it's an ode to the 3 Stooges. All SIX of them.

 

My grandpa, he's 95

And he keeps on dancin'

He's still alive

 

My grandma, she's 92

She loves to dance

And sing some, too

 

I don't know

But I've been told

If you keep on dancing

You'll never grow old

 

Come on darling

Put a pretty dress on

We're gonna go out tonight

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

All night long

 

I'm a hard working man

I'm a son of a gun

I've been working all week in the noon day sun

The wood's in the kitchen

And the cow's in the barn

I'm all cleaned up and my chores are all done

Take my hand, come along

Let's go out and have some fun

 

Come on darling put a pretty dress on

We're gonna go out tonight

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

All night long

 

Pick on

 

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

All night long

 

Come on darling, don't look that way

Don't you know when you smile

I've got to say you're my honey pumpkin lover

You're my heart's delight

Don't you want to go out tonight

You're such a pretty lady

You're such a sweet girl

When you dance it brightens up my world

Come on darling put a pretty dress on

We're gonna go out tonight

And dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

Dance, dance, dance

All night long

Or don't leave one without fanning the flames higher .......

Oh, okay, if you insist.

 

 

^^^^^ so 2002 *sigh*

 

 

Do you think God really has pop tart monster minions, though?

Do you think God really has pop tart monster minions, though?

 

Yes. Yes I do.

Yes.  Yes I do.

 

 

good, I thought I was alone

good, I thought I was alone

honestly, what else would he use?

oh i know

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/crazytradingspouse.html

honestly, what else would he use?

oh i know

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/crazytradingspouse.html

*Shudder*

 

I swear that lady is the living embodiment of the mean bus driver lady form South Park.

Edited November 14, 200520 yr by FlaSoxxJim

I was told that she turned down the money from the show initially, because they put her into a family of people who didnt believe in Christianity. Then she saw the check, changed her mind, and used it on a gastric bypass. Apparently there is a follow-up show on the way

I was told that she turned down the money from the show initially, because they put her into a family of people who didnt believe in Christianity.  Then she saw the check, changed her mind, and used it on a gastric bypass.  Apparently there is a follow-up show on the way

 

 

Surprise, surprise..

I was told that she turned down the money from the show initially, because they put her into a family of people who didnt believe in Christianity.  Then she saw the check, changed her mind, and used it on a gastric bypass.  Apparently there is a follow-up show on the way

But....but.....but God WANTED her to weigh 400 pounds!!!

It was God's PLAN!

He made her a God Warrior.....a bloated, gap-toothed, obnoxious, nasty, foul, child-scaring, bellowing God Warrior who would live with another family and let another woman live in a home with her husband if someone gave her money.

PLUS, the immoral reshaping of her body was paid for with DARK-SIDED money!!!!

 

The heathen......

"get the hell out of my house...in Jesus name I pray"

 

 

....be right back... I need to go finish that song I was writing.

Im sorry I cannot include a verified link saying that this lady actually took the money for a gastric bypass, it seems that there isnt an official release that I can find as of now(and i have gone through plenty of google pages, let me tell you). But if you google "Trading Spouses + Crazy Lady + Gastric Bypass" you will see that every chatroom that discusses this show says that she took 20 grand to get a gastric bypass. TIFWIW.

Edited November 14, 200520 yr by kyyle23

Im sorry I cannot include a verified link saying that this lady actually took the money for a gastric bypass, it seems that there isnt an official release that I can find as of now(and i have gone through plenty of google pages, let me tell you).  But if you google "Trading Spouses + Crazy Lady + Gastric Bypass" you will see that every chatroom that discusses this show says that she took 20 grand to get a gastric bypass.  TIFWIW.

 

 

 

LMAO.. that is just hysterical!!

LMAO.. that is just hysterical!!

 

I thought the same thing. I tried it just to see what popped up, and there were too many pages to count

I thought the same thing.  I tried it just to see what popped up, and there were too many pages to count

 

 

 

Pfftt... you know you've bookmarked and plan to read them all.

Pfftt... you know you've bookmarked and plan to read them all.     

 

Its amusing, I will not deny. I have found some hilarious pictures of that lady screaming

Im sorry I cannot include a verified link saying that this lady actually took the money for a gastric bypass, it seems that there isnt an official release that I can find as of now(and i have gone through plenty of google pages, let me tell you).  But if you google "Trading Spouses + Crazy Lady + Gastric Bypass" you will see that every chatroom that discusses this show says that she took 20 grand to get a gastric bypass.  TIFWIW.

There was a graphic at the end of the show that listed the things her family had planned to do with the money, and then it said that she turned the money down. The gastric bypass was included in that list.

In then said that she later "reconsidered" and accepted the money.

 

The "dark-sided" money that came from "non-believers", I must reiterate.

Is a hypocrite worse than a non-believer? Just asking.

Is a hypocrite worse than a non-believer? Just asking.

 

yes and no.