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Carrot Top Vs. Shawn White

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As Shawn White nears puberty, is it just me or does Carrot Top grow increasingly weirder to compensate?

 

Shaun-and-kendal.jpg

 

carrot_gross.jpg

 

 

:puke

You mean his eyes arent supposed to be beady like that, and those muscles arent normal?

 

Yeah, you could say that he has gotten a little more wierd with the passage of time

Yeah, hes not juicing.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 10:41 AM)
Yeah, hes not juicing.

 

Doesnt the guild of comedians have some sort of anti-doping law?

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 10:48 AM)
Doesnt the guild of comedians have some sort of anti-doping law?

 

Remember when Piscopo got HUGE?

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:05 AM)
Remember when Piscopo got HUGE?

 

Yes I do. Very much like Carrottop, it coincided with him becoming an extremely unfunny comedian. Although it is debatable that carrottop was ever a funny comedian.

 

Piscopo used to be great though. Back in his early years through Sat Night Live, Piscopo was really funny. Then in the 80's, he decided he was going to do a bunch of bad movies which involved him being a ninja or some sort of fighting guy in every one of the movies. Thats when it got bad.

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 09:48 AM)
Doesnt the guild of comedians have some sort of anti-doping law?

I don't think they do, after all Sosa is pretty goddamned funny!

I just googled Joe Piscopo to get a before and after shot of him, and I found this:

 

 

joe-piscopo.jpg

 

 

Dont tell me those roids didnt have an effect on him. He looks ancient! The guy is only 55

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 09:48 AM)
Doesnt the guild of comedians have some sort of anti-doping law?

No, but they do have a law against taking pictures weightlifting with your pubes hanging out.

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:23 AM)
No, but they do have a law against taking pictures weightlifting with your pubes hanging out.

 

Whats the first rule of Comedian Guild?

 

There is No Comedian Guild!

 

Whats the Second Rule of Comedian Guild?

 

There is No Comed..errr..There is no pubes hanging out when lifting!

Who's Shawn White?

QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:32 AM)
Who's Shawn White?

 

I dunno. I thought it was carrot tops real name, but I just googled that and found out his name is Scott Thompson. :huh

 

Who is Shawn White?

QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 08:32 AM)
Who's Shawn White?

He's a pro snowboarder (maybe the best in the world, imo) and a pro skater.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 10:52 AM)
He's a pro snowboarder (maybe the best in the world, imo) and a pro skater.

 

Explaining why I would never know him.

Actually I now recall seeing him in those Pepsi commercials with Vlad, ARod, and Jeff Gordon.

Edited by Brian

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:52 AM)
He's a pro snowboarder (maybe the best in the world, imo) and a pro skater.

 

Is that him in the picture with Carrot top at the top of the page?

 

edit: Never mind. Carrot top and Shawn White look alike. I get it now.

Edited by kyyle23

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 12:38 PM)
Is that him in the picture with Carrot top at the top of the page?

 

edit: Never mind.  Carrot top and Shawn White look alike.  I get it now.

 

you uh... thought that chick was a dude? whoa man. take it easy.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 10:52 AM)
He's a pro snowboarder (maybe the best in the world, imo) and a pro skater.

And surfer.,

QUOTE(Reddy @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 02:22 PM)
you uh... thought that chick was a dude? whoa man.  take it easy.

 

what are you talking about? If you are referring to the picture, I had no idea who either of those people were. When the thread started, I thought it was an early picture of carrot top before he started roiding, so I assumed Shawn White was the blonde "thing" standing next to him. If you can tell that is a girl, then kudos to you.

 

So, Uh, there ya go, uh, man. :huh:

Edited by kyyle23

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 02:53 PM)
what are you talking about?  If you are referring to the picture, I had no idea who either of those people were.  When the thread started, I thought it was an early picture of carrot top before he started roiding, so I assumed Shawn White was the blonde "thing" standing next to him.  If you can tell that is a girl, then kudos to you.

 

So, Uh, there ya go, uh, man.  :huh:

 

woohoo i get a kudos!

 

yeah but in all seriousness, dont take anything i say today too seriously... i had the longest most boring psych lecture in the history of the universe so i'm a bit... uh... weird right now... yeah...

If you have a smartass comment,

 

Green makes it all good;)

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 03:17 PM)
If you have a smartass comment,

 

Green makes it all good;)

really? cool!

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 10:23 AM)
No, but they do have a law against taking pictures weightlifting with your pubes hanging out.

 

I totally missed that until you pointed it out. What the hell are you looking at?!?

QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jan 19, 2006 -> 11:35 AM)
And surfer.,

Does he surf professional too? Thats crazy if he does. I know he's world class in skate boarding and well he's quickly become a legend on the snowboard.

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 20, 2006 -> 12:44 PM)
Does he surf professional too? Thats crazy if he does.  I know he's world class in skate boarding and well he's quickly become a legend on the snowboard.

I believe he does. If not just for sport. But I know he does surf too. And I think Wakeboards on the side. The guy has incredible talent

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