To sway all you undecided voters, let me say that I will be appointing SoxFan1 to be my War Minister. AKA Defense Secretary.

 

There isn't a lot I can promise you because I believe in allowing Congress to work and the SCOTUS, too, and because I do not necessarily believe in a hyper-active, spend-crazy legislation-crazy Government, but I can promise you that we will protect America better than any of my opponents would. Also: my

 

As far as my Cabinet: I would generally choose outside of people from SoxTalk because I believe in getting advice from the best people around. That means that my Economics Secretaries would be a mixture of Lawrence Summers, Bob Rubin and Paul O'Neill. My War Minister? SoxFan1, a man capable of keeping everyone strapped and killing any troubles that lurk, and there certainly will be such troubles with the Evil Koreans and Iranians around. My Attorney General? Patrick Fitzgerald. Better than Janet Reno and Boob Ashcroft! Everything else will be chosen from the House and Senate. No Mercedes Marxists or anything like that, however.

 

good night.

Who wants some?

We will keep SoxTalk and the Nation safe.

I am victor!

 

A few words.

 

Thank you, SoxFan1, for joining me earlier. You are now my War Minister.

Thank you to the people who voted; to my friends who supported me early, as well, like Milkman and DA -- my dear War Council partner.

 

To those who replied kindly to my requests for their votes; even to those who didn't but, yet, didn't vote for someone else to spite me.

 

Thank you all!

 

Now I know how my hero, Harry Truman, felt.

And I said it early on: I travel at night and paint my face. You don't know it's over until you're in a bodybag.

 

(Really, I enjoyed this and would've even if I'd lost, and I thank most of my opponents. Well, all, really.)

I call for censure.

Mmhmm, the kid pulled it out. Comeback victory! AGAINST ALL ODDS AND MODERATORS.

 

And, for the record, I endorse PA as Vice President, if there's a runoff. If not, then, I'll be happy to have Rex as my insurance policy if someone assassinates me.

What's that supposed to mean?

Mmhmm, the kid pulled it out. Comeback victory! AGAINST ALL ODDS AND MODERATORS.

 

And, for the record, I endorse PA as Vice President, if there's a runoff. If not, then, I'll be happy to have Rex as my insurance policy if someone assassinates me.

I would then assassinate them in return.

Can SF1 pass a confirmation hearing?

This is almost as bad as Bush.

Can SF1 pass a confirmation hearing?

Bastard.

Rex: did you take offense at something for real? If you did, then I'm sorry, but I didn't say anything with the intent to offend and don't quite see where you're coming from.

 

SF1 has my back. And SoxTalk's.

 

This is almost as bad as Bush.

 

I actually won the popular vote the first time, though.

Greg won Soxtalk's inaugural presidential election because he utilized Soxtalk's back-alley alliance of misfits and hooligans -- the chat crew.

 

We've taken down powerful foes in the past, and this particular challenge --while tough-- once again proved victorious.

 

Oh, and I didn't read any of his political platforms. How's that for Chicago politics?

Greg won Soxtalk's inaugural presidential election because he utilized Soxtalk's back-alley alliance of misfits and hooligans -- the chat crew.

 

We've taken down powerful foes in the past, and this particular challenge --while tough-- once again proved victorious.

 

Oh, and I didn't read any of his political platforms. How's that for Chicago politics?

 

I think that's about right, actually.

You voted for me? Thank you, Flash. I always did respect you and your views. Moreso when you voted for me.

Greg won Soxtalk's inaugural presidential election because he utilized Soxtalk's back-alley alliance of misfits and hooligans -- the chat crew.

 

We've taken down powerful foes in the past, and this particular challenge --while tough-- once again proved victorious.

 

Oh, and I didn't read any of his political platforms. How's that for Chicago politics?

 

Chat crew = evangelicals.

Makes sense with me as Ralph Reed.

Makes sense with me as Ralph Reed.

 

 

Brokeback Pratt = hires gay hookers?

 

I've got people willing to testify as such. Namely wite.

Enough with that.

You can call me President Pratt when you blackmail me, sir.

(Can you edit away the "Brokeback Pratt" to read, "President Brokeback Pratt"?

You can call me President Pratt when you blackmail me, sir.

(Can you edit away the "Brokeback Pratt" to read, "President Brokeback Pratt"?

 

After the recount.

Give it up for the new president.

Greg won Soxtalk's inaugural presidential election because he utilized Soxtalk's back-alley alliance of misfits and hooligans -- the chat crew.

 

We've taken down powerful foes in the past, and this particular challenge --while tough-- once again proved victorious.

 

Oh, and I didn't read any of his political platforms. How's that for Chicago politics?

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thank you both.

Thanks for the VP nod. But i think there's still going to be a run off between the top two vote getters, so there's not really a president yet.

That would be cool. Or is it 2nd and 3rd for VP? I don't remember how it worked.