December 19, 200619 yr Kenny Williams has announced that the U.S. military has contacted him inquiring about purchasing the SOX loaded Guns the Floyd-Gonzalez-Aardsma-Sisco misiles. Reportedly they heard, they fly UNDER THE RADAR WHITE SOX WMD'S AIMING AT A BALLPARK NEAR YOU....
December 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 05:19 PM) Kenny Williams has announced that the U.S. military has contacted him inquiring about purchasing the SOX loaded Guns the Floyd-Gonzalez-Aardsma-Sisco misiles. Reportedly they heard, they fly UNDER THE RADAR WHITE SOX WMD'S AIMING AT A BALLPARK NEAR YOU.... Brooks, that sounds like a better marketing campagin than your others.
December 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(knightni @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 05:27 PM) Who's Gonzalez? Gio I'm assuming since those are the pitchers we've traded for.
December 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(Felix @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 06:28 PM) Gio I'm assuming since those are the pitchers we've traded for. o ya.
December 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 06:19 PM) Kenny Williams has announced that the U.S. military has contacted him inquiring about purchasing the SOX loaded Guns the Floyd-Gonzalez-Aardsma-Sisco misiles. Reportedly they heard, they fly UNDER THE RADAR WHITE SOX WMD'S AIMING AT A BALLPARK NEAR YOU.... whats a misile?
December 19, 200619 yr Author QUOTE(AWhiteSoxinNJ @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 11:28 PM) Floyd stinks The sox have been after Gavin Floyd for 2 years now, he will be the real deal. My prediction will be that floyd and gonzalez will become one of KW's best trades. Sisco is gonna be great, he's 6-10 and has a rifle of an arm. As does Floyd and Gio Gonzalez. KW is a genius, AArdsma will become a david weathers type stopper.
December 19, 200619 yr QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 07:19 PM) Kenny Williams has announced that the U.S. military has contacted him inquiring about purchasing the SOX loaded Guns the Floyd-Gonzalez-Aardsma-Sisco misiles. Reportedly they heard, they fly UNDER THE RADAR WHITE SOX WMD'S AIMING AT A BALLPARK NEAR YOU.... i have yet to figure out if this was sarcastic or not...
December 20, 200619 yr Author QUOTE(Reddy @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 11:37 PM) i have yet to figure out if this was sarcastic or not... its showing how strong and awesome our bullpen is, these kids we traded for have guns for arms. We have WMD's, our kids are weapons of mass destruction. VERY very cool.
December 20, 200619 yr WOW....what is going on here at soxtalk?? this talk of misiles and weapons of mass destruction.....
December 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> its showing how strong and awesome our bullpen is, these kids we traded for have guns for arms. We have WMD's, our kids are weapons of mass destruction. VERY very cool. Might as well drink the cool aid while you can.
December 20, 200619 yr David Aaaaaaaardsma is not the door-closing reliever that makes me rest easy in the late innings. I sure hope KW isn't going to be Wyle E Coyote and after he assembles all the weapons for the year and pushes the plunger down ..... BOOOOM! It blows up in his face. Who is playing LF, CF, SS? And no, the correct answers should not be Pods, BA and the Tazmanian Devil Free Swinger Juan Uribe.
December 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(retro1983hat @ Dec 20, 2006 -> 11:48 AM) David Aaaaaaaardsma is not the door-closing reliever that makes me rest easy in the late innings. I sure hope KW isn't going to be Wyle E Coyote and after he assembles all the weapons for the year and pushes the plunger down ..... BOOOOM! It blows up in his face. Who is playing LF, CF, SS? And no, the correct answers should not be Pods, BA and the Tazmanian Devil Free Swinger Juan Uribe. Who said anything about Aardsma closing?
December 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(retro1983hat @ Dec 20, 2006 -> 11:48 AM) Who is playing LF, CF, SS? And no, the correct answers should not be Pods, BA and the Tazmanian Devil Free Swinger Juan Uribe. LF - Pods (guy who has been injured and may return back to full speed, of course maybe he won't) CF - BA (has had ONE full season. ONE. Excellent defender who has hit well at every level. You may want to give him a chance instead of pulling the reactionary crap). SS - Juan Uribe (one of the best defenders out there. He has hit decently before, and he can do it again. Unless you know of a better option that will not destroy the team's future for a slightly better improvement).
December 20, 200619 yr QUOTE(vandy125 @ Dec 20, 2006 -> 12:14 PM) LF - Pods (guy who has been injured and may return back to full speed, of course maybe he won't) CF - BA (has had ONE full season. ONE. Excellent defender who has hit well at every level. You may want to give him a chance instead of pulling the reactionary crap). SS - Juan Uribe (one of the best defenders out there. He has hit decently before, and he can do it again. Unless you know of a better option that will not destroy the team's future for a slightly better improvement). Don't forget Pods and Uribe are in contract years.
December 21, 200619 yr In general, defense is drastically unappreciated around here and offense (or the lack of it) is vastly over emphasized.
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