10. Too much pre-game paella

 

9. Hard to be motivated by a guy named "Lovie"

 

8. Spent every huddle talking about "American Idol"

 

7. Peyton promised to put us in a commercial if we let him win

 

6. We're not used to bad weather

 

5. Colts players were shoving us

 

4. Never adjusted to one hour time difference

 

3. Like the rest of America, we wanted to see Peyton finally win the big one

 

2. Hard to play when you're excited about upcoming Late Show Ventriloquist Week

 

1. Worried about sharing locker room with Prince

Those are absolutely terrible.

Now I see why Jay always wins the rating.

When I read that, I just hear Peter Griffen calmly saying, "gay."

I love Letterman, but sometimes, his Top Tens are terrible.

Those really just arent funny

Those really just arent funny

 

Letterman really just isn't funny.

Leno>>>>>>>Letterman

Leno>>>>>>>Letterman

 

I don't think either of them are funny. Conan's the only one that's good, and he's hilarious.

I don't think either of them are funny. Conan's the only one that's good, and he's hilarious.

Agreed. Late night television is completely useless when Conan is a rerun which is far too often.

Leno>>>>>>>Letterman

 

 

.........Leno is decent at delivering pre-written jokes during his monologue, probably becasue he was a stand-up comic. But other than that, he is a complete ass clown. Letterman has a very dry wit and he is extremely sharp in terms of bantering with guests. Letterman is much, much funnier.

Those were pretty bad...