I don't think there is one of these, if there is than sorry, but anyways I'll start it off:

 

100 million Americans per year suffer from diarrhea due to improperly prepared food.

 

In the typical office workplace, a desk has more bacteria than a toilet.

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots

A global warming convention earlier this week had to be cancelled due to blizzard like conditions and sub zero wind chills.

Edited February 16, 200719 yr by whitesoxfan101

I used to be a woman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On that note...

 

Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.

On that note...

 

Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.

 

Speak for yourself

On that note...

 

Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.

 

That is nearly true, and according to most human evolution scholars it is a vitally important piece of the human evolutionary puzzle. Human female breasts, for example, probably evolved their fleshiness as a selective evolutionary response to serve as a stand in for the fleshy buttocks of other great apes. Of greater significance, the evolution of more forward-facing eyes up the great ape line (possibly as a selective evolutionary trait to better interact with a mate during sex) goes hand-in-hand with an increase in cranial volume and, therefore, larger brain size.

 

[That is a short-hand synopsis]

 

As for the trivia, bonobo apes also engage in face-to-face-sex - along with a lot of other freaky higher primate sex acts that most think only we depraved humans are capable of.

 

Bonobos are rampant bisexuals, engaging in sex as a solution to conflict, practicing oral sex, masturbation, sex for pleasure, sex as education, and even pedophilia. Face-to-face sex is just one position in the bonobo repertoire. These apes best the Kama Sutra with their varied positions, lesbian clam-bumping, and even circle jerks. Hey, humans do all that, too

Edited February 16, 200719 yr by FlaSoxxJim

I think that's the sort of expertise we hired you for.....

I am a bonobo ape

Wal Mart generates 3 million dollars in revenue every 7 minutes.

 

Each year, more than 50,000 Americans are injured by jewelry.

 

A mole can dig a hole 300 feet deep in 1 night.

 

Time Magazine's "Man of the Year" in 1938 was Adolf Hitler

 

The smallest human penis ever measured was 5/8 of an inch long, and coincidentally, the proud owner of said member is a moderator on these very message boards. (ok, i made the 2nd part of that up. maybe).

 

In Michigan, a married woman isn't allowed to cut her hair without her husbands permission.

I once shot a man in his sleep just for snoring.

The human head weighs 8 pounds.

when i was 15 years old my right testicle was the size of a mango

Edited February 16, 200719 yr by hi8is

when i was 15 years old my right testicle was the size of a mango

 

I will never eat mangos again.

I will never eat mangos again.

My testicle was the size of a can of corn. What are you going to do now

My testicle was the size of a can of corn. What are you going to do now

 

 

DAMMIT!!!

 

 

My testicle was the size of a can of corn. What are you going to do now

 

did you happen to get it removed?

did you happen to get it removed?

Yes. With a can opener, of course.

I have gotten stitches twice in my life, both times in my face, both times due to a kid I used to hang out with when i was 10-15 years old being an idiot and reckless.

Yes. With a can opener, of course.

 

thats good, because it was probably cancer

thats good, because it was probably cancer

Nope, creamed.

My testicle was the size of a can of corn. What are you going to do now

 

Stop eating cans.

I had three sandwiches today. All happen to be from Subway

The Swahili language contains no irregular verbs.

There is more computing power in a typical watch today, than in the rocket that first took humans to the moon.