Go on with your funny selves...if you dare.

Edited May 1, 200718 yr by knightni

First I ask them how the weather is up there. (That's always an awesome ice-breaker)

Then I challenge them to a slam-dunk contest. (I let them win)

Then I ask them to clean my gutters for me. (Selfish pricks always say no)

Then I think of original nicknames for them like Stretch or Phone Pole or or Stilts or Manute Bol.

They usually get pissed at some point, but I just keep running through their legs and they get frustrated cuz they can't catch me all the way down here.

Then, to be nice, I offer them a ride wherever they're going, and I let them know it's cool cuz my car has a sunroof for their head.

 

So yeah, we get along.

Dan in response to funky lookin car: "What the gay?"

Dan in response to funky lookin car: "What the gay?"

 

 

you cant nominate yourself.

he said go with your funny selves if you dare. i dared.......

you cant nominate yourself.

 

I guess this means we have a new leader in the race for "Most Shameful Self-Promotion"

I guess this means we have a new leader in the race for "Most Shameful Self-Promotion"

Rookies. Pros in self promotion know to use the witty response to an even more witty post that they themselves provided.

In response to the Leo wearing a Sox hat thread:

 

Well you know he was in Titanic, so he knows a little something about sinking ships.

From the American Idol thread... BeeGees hate always wins with me

 

Last night completely blew. They all sucked. Bad night for BeeGees tunes. My pick: LaKisha to go.

 

Is there ever a good night for BeeGees tunes?

So, Gooch is struggling...

Does this mean that Greg Walker learned Japanese?

 

Knight in the Juan Uribe 2 hole thread

Time to fight amongst ourselves over who is a better White Sox fan

 

-Greg the Bull

Birds.

 

I was thinking the same thing. Whats with all the seagulls?

 

They all know Wrigley is the perfect place to take a s***.

 

A happy conclusion to a happy thread about the happy conclusion of this unhappy series.

From the ever so hooooot picture in the "Friends never let friends" thread...

 

id tap it, only because im going through a cold stretch though

The yuks just keep on coming... From the "That's so Gay ruling" thread

 

Just change the spelling of "gay" to "ghey" when you mean "that's stupid".

 

In other words, turn it into a homophone!

GrindErstad tongue-in-cheek by Capn12

 

"God damn it!! I hate when Erstad does something that helps us win!! Stupid bastard, I hate him!!"

Just change the spelling of "gay" to "ghey" when you mean "that's stupid".

 

In other words, turn it into a homophone!

 

 

That looks like readings from the stock market not major league pitchers.

 

Greg The Bull Luzinski, responding to a comment about the ERA's of our bullpen pitchers.

Edited June 3, 200718 yr by whitesoxfan101

A nice laugh out of a trade proposal in the Dye for Abreu thread

 

I know nothing about the shortstop, but I'm for any trade that lets me say "Hu's on short."

In the "Cicada night at the Cell" Thread SS2k5 delivered this gem!

 

I wonder if our offense is going to show up every 17 years now?

 

 

Ironically, Mike comes up with a good one every 17 years, also.

From the Joe Crede DL thread

 

Did you recently stay at a Holiday Inn Express?

 

 

nah. they don't have the coin-operated beds.

If I'm KW I'm trying pretty damn hard right now to move Cintron and Mackowaik to contenders looking for utility infielders. Get a couple s*** prospects for them and fill their roster spots with Tony Eusebio and Don Baylor.

Kalapse, wanting Fields to play every day at 3B.

Fun with Barry Manilow:

 

This girl has Barry in her CD player - so loud I am waking up singing Copacabana several times a week - and it's been there since at least mid March.

 

 

You should have her brought up for violating your basic human rights. I would call Amnesty International. . .