http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=284021&GT1=7703

 

Thoughts? haha

A dated a drunk elephant one time and believe me they need more help than Paris Hilton.

When elephants get drunk, do they see little pink people?

 

Sorry.

 

That's not an old joke................it's, uhhhh................vintage?

Paris Hilton is so cute.

Paris Hilton is so cute.

 

Did we misplace the green font again???

Another conservationist said elephant alcohol abuse was just a symptom of the real problem. . .

 

A lead-in like that. . . and then NO PUNCHLINE?!!?

 

That could have been Comedy Gold, Jerry!

Just another case of the drunk elephants leading the drunk elephants...

 

At least when around the elephants, you can't say that Paris has the biggest, drunken vagina around!!!!!

 

 

or can you??????

 

Can we get a measurement please????!!!!!!

Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage.

 

Well, they drank Budweiser, that's their problem in the first place. I'd get pissed too if that's all I had to drink.

Hey they should be lucky, I bet if they were being given Red Dog or Keystone they might not even want to drink at all.

 

Ah college frat parties, where you find out what truly is the cheapest worst beer.

Well, they drank Budweiser, that's their problem in the first place. I'd get pissed too if that's all I had to drink.

 

Well played.

 

King of Beers my curvy pink butt.

Hey they should be lucky, I bet if they were being given Red Dog or Keystone they might not even want to drink at all.

 

Ah college frat parties, where you find out what truly is the cheapest worst beer.

 

 

......And then you drink and drink and drink that cheapest worst beer until someone goes on a beer run and brings back more cheap bad beer

......And then you drink and drink and drink that cheapest worst beer until someone goes on a beer run and brings back more cheap bad beer

 

I love cheap beer.

Well played.

 

King of Beers my curvy pink butt.

 

FlaSoxxJim in Prince of Tides II: The King of Beers

 

couldn't resist

Did we misplace the green font again???

 

Nope.

GAUHATI, India (AP) - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

This seems like a fairly odd set of misprints.

Just another case of the drunk elephants leading the drunk elephants...

 

 

Well hopefully they didnt let Paris near the elephants, or we will need 55 gallon drums of this....

 

 

Story's been retracted as false.

 

 

Story's been retracted as false.

As I posted...yesterday.

As I posted...yesterday.

HEY!

 

 

Drunk elephants move slow.