Just a fun question here! My nephews loved that damn cardboard cut out.

I think they should set up two of them:

Put Owens on one for the kids and have a second one that rotates between Konerko, Thome, and AJ for the adults and the intoxicated!

I say it will be Konerko, but fans will need to hop on one foot to try to beat him.

Cabrera since he's guaranteed to be on the team for the whole season.

 

Although they should have one of Konerko. Ya know, for the larger children to race.

maybe they will replace it with a "can you swing harder than Juan Uribe?" Or a "Can you walk more batters than Mike MacDougal?" just a thought.

Hawk Harrelson, for when he runs to the bathroom in the 7th inning for old man poos.

 

 

Just a fun question here! My nephews loved that damn cardboard cut out.

I think they should set up two of them:

Put Owens on one for the kids and have a second one that rotates between Konerko, Thome, and AJ for the adults and the intoxicated!

 

If you really want to motivate people put Pods wife on there. Her in a bikini piloting a wheel-barrel filled with money. Then put "This is what you can achieve if you apply yourself. Bulls/Sox academy" 2 weeks later every boy that visits that will have their parents convinced to send them to the bulls/sox academy. The place will be sold out.

Have the real Pods there.

 

 

Actually, I hope we sign the real Pods to a *reasonable* contract, for ya know, when whoever we have play left field/ leadoff fails.

 

*No Green*

Edited December 3, 200718 yr by ChiSox35

Actually, I hope we sign the real Pods to a *reasonable* contract, for ya know, when whoever we have play left field/ leadoff fails.

 

*No Green*

 

I laughed

Hawk Harrelson, for when he runs to the bathroom in the 7th inning for old man poos.

:lolhitting :lolhitting

the answer to this question is of course, Pablo Ozuna. Or his donkey. He runs very swift.