AM I NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO STILL PEES THE BED!?

AM I NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO STILL PEES THE BED!?

No I did that once but its was from a long night of drinking and from across the room....

I was about to come in here and tell everyone to give the PK to LAA talk a rest, then I noticed that it was all pee talk and love thy fellow soxtalker stuff.

 

Carry on.

I was about to come in here and tell everyone to give the PK to LAA talk a rest, then I noticed that it was all pee talk and love thy fellow soxtalker stuff.

 

Carry on.

 

Next time you show up you might find those two threads merged into a peeing on fellow Soxtalkers you love discussion!

so one time, i pissed my pants and puked in them all in one night

 

pat on the back in order.

so one time, i pissed my pants and puked in them all in one night

 

pat on the back in order.

pat on the back completed.

 

that's a hellofan accomplishment.

so one time, i pissed my pants and puked in them all in one night

 

pat on the back in order.

 

meh, I did that freshman year.

 

 

Dad wasnt happy when he found out my stomach was pumped

aww, I have been one-upped.

 

I have both puked on my pants and pissed myself, but they were not in the same night. That woulda been sweet.

i pissed my pants sitting at a poker table at some random guys parents house in the kitchen.

 

i was sitting on the toilet trying to pull down my pants and get in the shower... and i literally puked in my pants and all down my pant legs.

 

i got in the shower and my friends made some new pants out of a big trash bag.

 

it was hilarity.

If this trade actually goes down and someone goes through this thread to read up on it or quote something or whatever, this will be quite a bizarre detour in the thread.

aww, I have been one-upped.

 

I have both puked on my pants and pissed myself, but they were not in the same night. That woulda been sweet.

Ive done the puking in the toilet, crapping in the pants combo.

Ive done the puking in the toilet, crapping in the pants combo.

Ah, but have you ever crapped your pants driving home and then had to pull over to wipe your ass with empty Burger King bags all the while hoping a cop wouldn't drive by?

Ah, but have you ever crapped your pants driving home and then had to pull over to wipe your ass with empty Burger King bags all the while hoping a cop wouldn't drive by?

Wow, thats damn damn good. Worst I've had is on a beach using bar napkins, or in college using my sock, then throwing it away.

Ah, but have you ever crapped your pants driving home and then had to pull over to wipe your ass with empty Burger King bags all the while hoping a cop wouldn't drive by?

He's had 20 posts, but is already my favorite poster of all time.

I ate like 8 valiums and drank a s***load of beer then threw up foam onto my pants two weeks ago.

 

 

*contributes to a thread for the first time ever*

gotta love the turn this thread took!

 

p.s. my roommate got up drunk as hell went into what he thought was the bathroom and proceeded to pee all over my other roommate and his girlfriend in bed.

Edited January 16, 200818 yr by soxfan3530

gotta love the turn this thread took!

 

p.s. my roommate got up drunk as hell went into what he thought was the bathroom and proceeded to pee all over my other roommate and his girlfriend in bed.

 

And by your roommate you mean you pissed all over everyone.

p.s. my roommate got up drunk as hell went into what he thought was the bathroom and proceeded to pee all over my other roommate and his girlfriend in bed.

 

watersports!

but have you ever thrown up all over the bathroom floor while taking a s*** only to pass out in the meantime and have your RA find you like that on the crapper hours later?

but have you ever thrown up all over the bathroom floor while taking a s*** only to pass out in the meantime and have your RA find you like that on the crapper hours later?

Have you ever been so wasted that you took permanent marker into the shower of your dorm and drew a giant mural of marge simpson having sex with bart simpson?

 

My roommate and I also played wet bandits and flooded the other side of the dorm area.

 

What assholes!

Edited January 16, 200818 yr by Steve9347

Have you ever been so wasted that you took permanent marker into the shower of your dorm and drew a giant mural of marge simpson having sex with bart simpson?

 

My roommate and I also played wet bandits and flooded the other side of the dorm area.

 

What assholes!

 

 

haha well some girls in my hall once flooded the hall (on accident) and then decided to use it as a slip and slide...needless to say the ra's were not pleased but my suite and the other guys down the hall didnt seem to mind

haha well some girls in my hall once flooded the hall (on accident) and then decided to use it as a slip and slide...needless to say the ra's were not pleased but my suite and the other guys down the hall didnt seem to mind

 

Some friends of mine rolled up some sod that was recently planted in front of an old apartment complex and sodded the area around the RA's door.

welcome back to soxtalk posting fun with hi8is

 

lol

Wow, you guys are messed up. I thank God I don't drink.

 

I'm gonna have to go back and see exactly how this thread turned into what it is...

I woke up in a girl's bed last semester and she told me I got up and peed on her chair in the middle of the night. Apparently that wasn't any reason not to let me back in her bed though. Don't get black out drunk.