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Woman sits on toilet for 2 years

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wow. I hope there were two bathrooms, poor guy

That is distburbing.

Hey, you're not supposed to force it, you just gotta let it happen....

 

(I really miss the vomit smiley now)

That reminds me of the story a few years ago where a fat guy on a couch had his skin connect to the couch that he was laying on for like 2 years straight.

When your skin starts to grow on something besides your body, your in bad shape.

Since it took her 2 years, maybe #2 was union?

This may have been the result of some kind of phobia on her part. I've heard of people staying their homes for years due to fear of going out in public. This lady's area of comfort was just a bit more localized.

wtf man... lol...

The money quote from the story:

 

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

The money quote from the story:

QUOTEThe boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

 

 

Mr. Whipple

mr_whipple.jpg

 

OMG, that is just too good :lolhitting

I actually found this to be quite the interesting comment as well...

 

It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

 

WTF?

Edited by iamshack

What about these people's friends and family?? Do they visit them in the toilet or just completely forget about them? I mean... I don't know...

I don't buy this crap for a second. So she slept on a damn toilet for 2 years? She didn't bathe for two years? I could go on and on.

QUOTE(Jordan4life @ Mar 15, 2008 -> 01:56 PM)
I don't buy this crap for a second. So she slept on a damn toilet for 2 years? She didn't bathe for two years? I could go on and on.

yeah, there is some really weird stuff here. Didn't any of their friends wonder why they hadn't seen her in two years? There is a lot here that does not add up...

QUOTE(maggsmaggs @ Mar 15, 2008 -> 04:26 PM)
yeah, there is some really weird stuff here. Didn't any of their friends wonder why they hadn't seen her in two years? There is a lot here that does not add up...

 

That's certainly the first impression any normal person would have. But then we see stories about fatasses that grow into their couch from sitting on it so long and as unbelievable as that seems apparently it happens. In that case, iirc, the person actually cut a hole in the couch and floor in order to attend to bodily functions. I guess if you're perched on a toilet that's by definition not an issue.

 

But, damn, my ass and leggs fall asleep if I'm on the pot for 20 minutes or so. But TWO YEARS!??!

Maybe her friends came to her pot to talk to her. Asked her for favors like the Don.

 

I think I would die from my own poop smell. Not that anyone else needed to know that.

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