Just remember, plants are what the meat eats.

Unless you like alligator, fish or pigs.

Just remember, plants are what the meat eats.

 

Dont pervert this way of life-theory with facts.

Just remember, plants are what the meat eats.

I dunno...does Genetically modified corn and weird combinations of high fructose corn syrup still count as plants?

I just started thinking that for primitive camping, this may just have a place. I've carried baccos for some stuff, why not bacon as a condiment?

why not bacon as a condiment?

 

That's the American Spirit, right there.

 

I'm going to say something unpopular.

 

Though I love the smell of bacon, I do not like the taste.

That's the American Spirit, right there.

 

Looking over their other product, bacon salt, I'm placing an order.

I'm going to say something unpopular.

 

Though I love the smell of bacon, I do not like the taste.

 

Not a problem - I'm sure bacon-scented cologne can't be far off.

I'm going to say something unpopular.

 

Though I love the smell of bacon, I do not like the taste.

 

Vincent: Want some bacon?

Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.

Vincent: Are you Jewish?

Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Vincent: Why not?

Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in s***. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

Jules: I don't eat dog either.

Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?