http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php

 

 

I mean, it COULD be good.

http://www.jdfoods.net/products/baconnaise.php

 

 

I mean, it COULD be good.

I'm gonna go ahead and say this is gonna be gross. Real gross.

I'm gonna go ahead and say this is gonna be gross. Real gross.

Ever put mayo on a sandwich with bacon on it? Could be the same thing.

Most sandwiches that you put mayo on, taste better with bacon on them.

I can only eat bacon alone,I dont want it in a sandwhich,mixed in with eggs,and I cant stand it on hamburgers.

 

Somewhere there is a guy thinking pouring this on his girlfriend would be hot, and really, really, weird, is somewhere there is a girlfriend thinking it would be fun.

 

Somewhere there is a guy thinking pouring this on his girlfriend would be hot, and really, really, weird, is somewhere there is a girlfriend thinking it would be fun.

And seemingly, one definition of that word "Somewhere" is "Texas"

And seemingly, one definition of that word "Somewhere" is "Texas"

Exactly what I was thinking, that Kap is one weird dude.

 

Somewhere there is a guy thinking pouring this on his girlfriend would be hot, and really, really, weird, is somewhere there is a girlfriend thinking it would be fun.

 

 

Leave it to you to go there

I can only eat bacon alone,I dont want it in a sandwhich,mixed in with eggs,and I cant stand it on hamburgers.

 

 

Same here, a few slices with my breakfast, but not mixed in.....and it has to be extra crispy. Most places under do it and then it's too much like eating pure flab.

And seemingly, one definition of that word "Somewhere" is "Texas"

Only if he also had some gunplay involved.

I can only eat bacon alone,I dont want it in a sandwhich,mixed in with eggs,and I cant stand it on hamburgers.

 

 

.....and no Sam, I do not want Green Eggs and Ham

Ever put mayo on a sandwich with bacon on it? Could be the same thing.

Loves me bacon, but hates me some mayo.

Leave it to you to go there

 

He's the one talking about condom-mints ain't my fault!

I can only eat bacon alone,I dont want it in a sandwhich,mixed in with eggs,and I cant stand it on hamburgers.

 

You're weird. You can put bacon on anything and make it taste better. Same goes with Cool Whip.

You're weird. You can put bacon on anything and make it taste better. Same goes with Cool Whip.

 

Except, you can't put Cool Whip on bacon.

 

 

You're weird. You can put bacon on anything and make it taste better. Same goes with Cool Whip.

 

Bacon and cool whip pizza.

The world would be a perfect place if everything was made of bacon.

The world would be a perfect place if everything was made of bacon.

 

Talk about bringing home the bacon . . . The whole damn home would already be bacon.

Talk about bringing home the bacon . . . The whole damn home would already be bacon.

It would be like Willy Wonka's factory, except for carnivores.

It would be like Willy Wonka's factory, except for carnivores.

 

A Meat-itarians paradise

A Meat-itarians paradise

 

Rivers flowing of mutton.

Take a bite - you will be - in a state of pure baconation...

Rivers flowing of mutton.

 

I just had a 16 Oz prime rib last saturday. Im convinced that a man doesnt need silly plants in his diet

I just had a 16 Oz prime rib last saturday. Im convinced that a man doesnt need silly plants in his diet

 

Just remember, plants are what the meat eats.