May 18, 200916 yr There is the same people that I work with that come to me time after time for a piece of gum. What is so hard about getting yourself a pack of gum! Hell, get this! They sell it in multi packs! f***ing A! Cmon people, I dont mind giving you a piece of gum every now and then but this is crazy how I am the full time supplier for chewing gum. I hope you guys arent the begging type because NO you cannot have a piece of my gum.
May 18, 200916 yr No, you arent the candy man, you are the ice cream man. Can I have an ice cream sandwich?
May 18, 200916 yr Author QUOTE (kyyle23 @ May 18, 2009 -> 12:03 PM) No, you arent the candy man, you are the ice cream man. Can I have an ice cream sandwich? LMAO. I am working up a batch so you will have to wait.
May 18, 200916 yr How do you do? I See you've met my Faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down Because when you knocked, He thought you were the candyman
May 18, 200916 yr Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie The Candy Man, the Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good The Candy Man makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious Now you talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes Oh, who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good The Candy Man makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious Talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes Yeah, yeah, yeah Who can take tomorrow, dip it in a dream Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream The Candy Man, the Candy Man can The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Yes, the Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
May 18, 200916 yr QUOTE (shipps @ May 18, 2009 -> 12:02 PM) There is the same people that I work with that come to me time after time for a piece of gum. What is so hard about getting yourself a pack of gum! Hell, get this! They sell it in multi packs! f***ing A! Cmon people, I dont mind giving you a piece of gum every now and then but this is crazy how I am the full time supplier for chewing gum. I hope you guys arent the begging type because NO you cannot have a piece of my gum. I'm in the same boat. I always have gum or mints and when I was a PD and in court everyday people would just go into my bag if I had it down there and take it. I was out the other night with friends and pulled a half pack out and everyone asked for one and when I only had one piece left I told someone they couldn't have it (it was the beginning of the night) and they actually got pissed! I usually stealth it and take out a few loose pieces so I can just grab them without taking the whole pack out and starting a frenzy. It's ridiculous, but I'm glad I found someone who's in the same boat as me and how annoying a simple thing like this can be.
May 18, 200916 yr Author QUOTE (SoxFan562004 @ May 18, 2009 -> 02:49 PM) I'm in the same boat. I always have gum or mints and when I was a PD and in court everyday people would just go into my bag if I had it down there and take it. I was out the other night with friends and pulled a half pack out and everyone asked for one and when I only had one piece left I told someone they couldn't have it (it was the beginning of the night) and they actually got pissed! I usually stealth it and take out a few loose pieces so I can just grab them without taking the whole pack out and starting a frenzy. It's ridiculous, but I'm glad I found someone who's in the same boat as me and how annoying a simple thing like this can be. I have lied about not having any gum at times because I get so fed up and they caught me opening some and got mad. Why do you have the right to be mad at me for this? Do I not get credit for the 6 month supply I have given you the past few months?
May 18, 200916 yr QUOTE (shipps @ May 18, 2009 -> 02:56 PM) I have lied about not having any gum at times because I get so fed up and they caught me opening some and got mad. Why do you have the right to be mad at me for this? Do I not get credit for the 6 month supply I have given you the past few months? I know, like i said in my other post, it's good to hear someone else having the same odd problem I do! Attorneys who make well over six figures a year would often go to the other side of the building into my courtroom just to get gum or mints. I would tell people at Costco you can get like a month supply of gum for next to nothing.
May 18, 200916 yr QUOTE (shipps @ May 18, 2009 -> 02:56 PM) I have lied about not having any gum at times because I get so fed up and they caught me opening some and got mad. Why do you have the right to be mad at me for this? Do I not get credit for the 6 month supply I have given you the past few months? It is common courtesy to give them a piece of gum after they do the deed. Have you any manners? It is worse than garlic breath.
May 18, 200916 yr QUOTE (BobDylan @ May 18, 2009 -> 04:47 PM) It is common courtesy to give them a piece of gum after they do the deed. Have you any manners? It is worse than garlic breath. Exactly, I gave shipps a piece
May 18, 200916 yr QUOTE (Rowand44 @ May 18, 2009 -> 04:43 PM) Well why the f*** not? You will appreciate this... QUOTE (Texsox @ May 18, 2009 -> 02:43 PM)
May 19, 200916 yr QUOTE (greasywheels121 @ May 18, 2009 -> 06:58 PM) QUOTE (Rowand44 @ May 18, 2009 -> 04:43 PM) Well why the f*** not? You will appreciate this... QUOTE (Texsox @ May 18, 2009 -> 02:43 PM) Awesome
May 19, 200916 yr QUOTE (shipps @ May 18, 2009 -> 12:02 PM) There is the same people that I work with that come to me time after time for a piece of gum. What is so hard about getting yourself a pack of gum! Hell, get this! They sell it in multi packs! f***ing A! Cmon people, I dont mind giving you a piece of gum every now and then but this is crazy how I am the full time supplier for chewing gum. I hope you guys arent the begging type because NO you cannot have a piece of my gum. Damn right you're not the Candyman.
May 19, 200916 yr QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ May 18, 2009 -> 07:36 PM) Damn right you're not the Candyman. Better him coming out of my mirror than shipps.
May 19, 200916 yr QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ May 18, 2009 -> 10:28 PM) I'd give up everything I have to be him. Every dream, every aspiration. And I know you would too, don't lie.
May 19, 200916 yr QUOTE (greasywheels121 @ May 18, 2009 -> 06:58 PM) <!--quoteo(post=1895823:date=May 18, 2009 -> 04:43 PM:name=Rowand44)-->QUOTE (Rowand44 @ May 18, 2009 -> 04:43 PM) <!--quotec-->Well why the f*** not? You will appreciate this... <!--quoteo(post=1895663:date=May 18, 2009 -> 02:43 PM:name=Texsox)--> QUOTE (Texsox @ May 18, 2009 -> 02:43 PM) <!--quotec--> lol. Indeed.
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