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How often do you... *ahem*

Steve9347
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This should be interesting 108 members have voted

  1. 1. How often do you bop the bologna?

    • Never
      4%
      5
    • Once a month
      2%
      3
    • Once a week
      6%
      7
    • Once to twice a week
      31%
      34
    • Daily
      44%
      48
    • Twice Daily
      5%
      6
    • More than Twice Daily
      4%
      5

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That picture was my wallpaper on my computer back in college :lol:

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    ceiling_cat_is_watching_you_masturbate.j
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    takin' care of a small load

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    Shakin' hands with Saint Peter.

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    posting in the 'buster ;)

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    Inside outing the ball?

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    QUOTE (Tex @ Aug 7, 2009 -> 10:23 AM)
    posting in the 'buster ;)

     

    I prefer busting on the poster.

     

     

     

    :ph34r:

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    QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 5, 2009 -> 07:42 PM)
    A lot of f***s here are in the daily haha.

     

    But who will admit it?

     

    :santabye

    Edited by joejoedairy

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    "Be the Master of your Domain"

     

    Can't believe no one else has said that yet!

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    massaging the penis

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    jerkin' the gerkin

     

    rub one out

    Edited by dasox24

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    QUOTE (zimne piwo @ Aug 11, 2009 -> 04:31 AM)
    "Be the Master of your Domain"

     

    Can't believe no one else has said that yet!

     

    That's a euphemism for NOT "answering the bone-a-phone".

     

    I found a comprehensive list of euphemisms (from a safe website) but it's more fun to see what other people come up with, but this one is great: Dishonorable discharge.

    Edited by G&T

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    Swiped from the Comedy Central Joan Rivers roast: firing the goo bazooka

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    QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 11, 2009 -> 10:11 AM)
    Swiped from the Comedy Central Joan Rivers roast: firing the goo bazooka

    You're disgusting. :o

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    Playing with the joystick.

     

    Twanging the fiddle-dee-dee.

     

    Fluffing the poodle.

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    QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 07:13 PM)
    Rub one out

     

     

    QUOTE (knightni @ Aug 4, 2009 -> 09:49 PM)
    Jerkin' the Gerkin

     

    QUOTE (dasox24 @ Aug 11, 2009 -> 04:54 AM)
    jerkin' the gerkin

     

    rub one out

     

     

    *BUZZ*

     

    Oh, I'm sorry. But we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

     

    A 3 pack of kleenex and a 64 oz bottle of Jergens.

     

    Thanks for playing (with yourself)!

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    QUOTE (knightni @ Aug 11, 2009 -> 04:43 PM)
    *BUZZ*

     

    Oh, I'm sorry. But we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

     

    A 3 pack of kleenex and a 64 oz bottle of Jergens.

     

    Thanks for playing (with yourself)!

    What the f***? I'm actually mad. I can't believe I didn't see either of those. I hate people who repeat s*** that's already been said in a thread and I've done it twice now.

    Edited by dasox24

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    QUOTE (dasox24 @ Aug 11, 2009 -> 09:27 PM)
    What the f***? I'm actually mad. I can't believe I didn't see either of those. I hate people who repeat s*** that's already been said in a thread and I've done it twice now.

    Having a case of self-flagellation?

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    QUOTE (dasox24 @ Aug 11, 2009 -> 09:27 PM)
    What the f***? I'm actually mad. I can't believe I didn't see either of those. I hate people who repeat s*** that's already been said in a thread and I've done it twice now.

     

    Hey, it happens. No need to beat yourself off up about it.

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    I can't believe that during that stretch of Beckham references no one said "slayin' your bacon". :P

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