I prefer to sit on my hand until it goes numb... then do "the business". I call it the stranger.

Box the Clown?

 

Or clown the box?

Masturbate.

Exercise the purple-headed yogurt slinger?

 

tell me where you heard that.

Five Knuckle Shuffle.

tell me where you heard that.

I heard "Purple headed yogurt slinger" from Varsity Blues, one of the most underrated awesome films of all time.

No choking the chicken yet? For shame.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjjIFPFWvV0

 

 

Starting at about the 40 second mark...

Beat the meat.

I prefer to sit on my hand until it goes numb... then do "the business". I call it the stranger.

Gone in 60 Seconds right?

 

Guess that could be a term for it too

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Bop the Bologna?

its good for you and your man parts to do it frequently.

Daily? Dayum people. My arm would get tired. Guess it depends on age.

I call it "building up endurance".

whats up Rosey Palmer

Gone in 60 Seconds right?

 

Guess that could be a term for it too

Yeah its from Gone in 60 seconds....thinking of Angelina Jolie ohhhh yeah it would be "Gone in 60 Seconds"

I forgot about batting practice...I like that one too.

Pulling the goalie.

Shakin bacon.... but now with Beckham being called Bacon... I don't know if I would go with this one again

I prefer to sit on my hand until it goes numb... then do "the business". I call it the stranger.

I like to take 3 sleeping pills and go for it. It's like a game...and I always win.

I like to take 3 sleeping pills and go for it. It's like a game...and I always win.

 

Thank you, Seth Rogen.

I call it "building up endurance".

Practice makes perfect

Rub one out

Bruise the Baron?