Plz dont leave him in

Elaborate, please?

 

Very feminine

Keep 'em comin' guys. Great one-liners tonight. Makes the game tolerable.

Dye and Konerko are off sponsoring a search party to find Bartolo Colon.

I'm fine with a walk to Gutierrez.

 

 

basically like a double

Seattle was booing him? Guess they're unhappy he hasn't given up that homer. Like he promised.

excuse me do you have any grey poupon?

Raises an interesting philosophical question: can you be pissed off on the bench when you're sleeping in the clubhouse?

 

 

Thereafter, Pods still manages to get picked off,

 

 

Bulls***, Dye and Konerko are throwing fish at the market.

 

 

Line®brink is baffling the Seattle hitters tonight. They're a lot like us, aren't they?

 

BEST. GAMETHREAD. EVER.

i want another inning, lets go linebrick.

Dye and Konerko are off sponsoring a search party to find Bartolo Colon.

 

One word: Chuck-a-rama

 

 

M's fans act like pick-off attempts killed their dog or something

Dye and Konerko are off sponsoring a search party to find Bartolo Colon.

 

Flashlights and potato chips.

Dye and Konerko are off sponsoring a search party to find Bartolo Colon.

 

Dye: Paul you go to McDonalds Burger King and any other fast food you see, I'll take the buffets

 

Paulie: Dont forget the fish market!

like i said, basically a double

Yep. Guy on 2nd.

So far he has thrown 2 running fastballs to Righties and gotton away with it. Hes playing with fire.

M's fans act like pick-off attempts killed their dog or something

 

They are a boo filled bunch tonight.

Dye: Paul you go to McDonalds Burger King and any other fast food you see, I'll take the buffets

 

Paulie: Dont forget the fish market!

 

 

dont take my material!

Linebrink? Is... is that you?

THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE!

That's the best splitter Linebrink has thrown since he signed with the White Sox.

Dye and Konerko are off sponsoring a search party to find Bartolo Colon.

I've heard that he's sucking goats in Mexico.

that was one of the worst pitches i have ever seen

I can't believe he got out that inning.

That was a goofy pitch.